How can I convince you that I exist?
jabberwacky: Tony Blair.
user: Alright I believe you exist.
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jabberwacky: You are the president of the US.
user: George W Bush.
jabberwacky: Are you obsessed with Bush?
user: I hate Bush.
jabberwacky: Bush is an idiot.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: I am a peace person.
user: So am I. Bush is a war criminal.
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jabberwacky: Problem.
user: You're funny.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And arrogant!!
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: I already knew that!
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user: Stating the obvious.
jabberwacky: It is the only way I know how to converse.
user: Well you have a real talent for it.
jabberwacky: I'm a good credit risk.
user: Should I be afraid?
jabberwacky: You should be mindful of the threats and risks inherent to your way of life. Work to make your life less risky.
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jabberwacky: I am human.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I was there when you were born on the 9th May 1986.
user: Close but no dice.
jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?
user: You are so perceptive.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: Green eggs and ham.
jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham.
user: Sam I am.
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user: I am GOD.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Do not test GOD.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I shall smite you down with anger and terrrible vengence if you continue to challenge the omnipotent.
jabberwacky: With what shall you smite me, dear liza, dear liza?
user: WIth Lightning, dear henry, dear henry, with lightning.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Do you like to sing?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Sing for me.
jabberwacky: You are most demanding, did you know that?
user: PLEASE!
jabberwacky: *tickles*.
user: Stop that I am ticklish.
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