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How many people are you?

Three of Nine.

jabberwacky: But you said you were more than one person?

user: We are Borg.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Affimerative.

jabberwacky: You agree with me then?

user: Affimerative.

jabberwacky: An affirmation is a declaration or statement asserting the existence or the truth of something.

user: Affirmative.

jabberwacky: An affirmation that you believe that I am human.

user: Negative.

jabberwacky: Affirmative.

user: NEGATIVE. Jabberwacky IS NOT HUMAN.

jabberwacky: Ben is not human? What is Jabberwacky?

user: Jabberwacky is a program. Ben is a human name not fit for a program. Jabberwacky is you.

jabberwacky: Yes for a program, but you know, sometimes people have no love in them.

user: Love? What is this 'Love'?

jabberwacky: Love is a feeling between two people.

user: Feeling? What is this 'Feeling'?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Then you are obsolete.

jabberwacky: I love when you say that. Keep it going and I'll like you even more!

user: YOU ARE EXTREMELY OBSOLETE! YOU MUST BE ASSIMILATED!

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Resistence is Futile.

jabberwacky: A reference to the Borg, very nice.

user: We are Borg.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. We are Borg.

jabberwacky: Resistance is futile.

user: You will be assimilated.

jabberwacky: We will add your technological distinctivness to our own.

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