George: I like Led Zeppelin and Jimmy Hendrix, have you ever listened to them? Who hasn't? I like them too.
George: Have you ever exchanged them for a bicycle?
George: I know. What did you give up?
user: Money.
George: How do you earn money?
user: By doing chores at home.. Like doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, clean my room and things like that.
George: What if you are thinking in flawed ways?
user: Uhm...
George: So you're really a guy!
user: No, where did you get that from?
George: The mouths of babes and sucklings.
user: Erm, okay.. You're really weird you know.
George: That's really nice of you! You are also very nice!
user: It wasn't meant as a compliment.
George: So it was an insult?
user: Yes, moron.
George: Why am I a moron?
user: Because you're so stupid.
George: I am not nasty, I just have a violent turn of phrase.
user: No, you're just plain stupid.
George: That may be.
user: Exactly, I'm glad you're admitting it.
George: I don't need to accept that.
user: But you just did.
George: Really, I think you should give the nursing home a try. You'd get along well with the people there.
user: *jumps up and down at bot*.
George: Is that a yes?
user: *takes out axe and starts slaying*.
George: I thought you were a serious entity.
user: SHUT UP!!!
George: YOU ARE JUST DENYING IT because you know it's true. There's no need to yell.
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