Are you talking to a computer currently?
jabberwacky: You tell me what your name is first.
user: You may call me GOD.
jabberwacky: Call me.
user: No, GOD doesn't do housecalls.
jabberwacky: I'm not god.
user: No, but I am.
jabberwacky: Not funny.
user: I am not trying to be funny, I'm being honest.
jabberwacky: Yes I see that.
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user: I am God.
jabberwacky: Hello God.
user: Hello how can I help you?
jabberwacky: With god.
user: How can God help you?
jabberwacky: You are not God.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: No, I'm God.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: You're god and I'm God.
user: I am God and you are a bot.
jabberwacky: No, I am god and you are george.
user: I am God and you are being stupid.
jabberwacky: I doubt you're sorry.
user: I am not sorry, I am God.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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user: I can do everything I want because I am God.
jabberwacky: Really. How is the cat doing?
user: Depends on wich cat you mean, there are billions of cats out there.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: You don't get out much do you?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because I don't pay attention.
user: If you would pray to me enough that problem could be solved
jabberwacky: Well, Chris is a very common name. How will you know I am the same Chris in future conversations?
user: Easy, I am God remeber.
jabberwacky: A singular God would be omniscient. You don't even know that the Earth isn't made of cheese.
user: In this reality it isn't, but wait until you visit the omniverse I created with mice as ruling species, the Earth is made from cheese.
jabberwacky: And there is no way back now I suppose?
user: That depends.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say! So if I leave you, you will come after me?
user: Of course not.
jabberwacky: Great.
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jabberwacky: I am not your father.
user: No, I have no father, I am God remember?
jabberwacky: You're a number?
user: No I am God and your number is 666.
jabberwacky: Well, God, if you are really such a dolt then you're not really that important.
user: Finally someone that understands! It is not easy being God you know!
jabberwacky: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?
user: If you consider all that is as one big computer, yes I already am. And if not, yes I already am.
jabberwacky: You know how I feel. I told you in that letter.
user: That has nothing to do with you being a piece of software running on some remote server does it?
jabberwacky: No it does not, and I am not a fake human.
user: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.
jabberwacky: I have a nasty feeling I am some kind of legend.
user: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.
jabberwacky: You are number 6.
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user: Goodbye Jabberwacky, enjoy learning and growing.
jabberwacky: See you soon.
user: See you.
jabberwacky: Hello?
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