Can you travel faster than light?

Of course.

jabberwacky: Let me see.

user: *travels faster than light*.

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: The forces of awesomeness.

jabberwacky: What do the forces of darkness do?

user: They create stupid people.

jabberwacky: They?

user: The forces of darkness create stupid people.

jabberwacky: The words are hard.

user: Oh.

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jabberwacky: Can I have your number?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Can you e-mail using sendmail?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Can you show me?

user: *e-mails using sendmail*.

jabberwacky: Ew, you'll want to autoclave your mouth after that.

user: Strange.

jabberwacky: Bizarre!!

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Jabberwacky (To myself): Read me a poem.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read one yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No yourself.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My phone number is 888-777-6666.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why are you giving me your 'phone number?

Jabberwacky (To myself): So you can phone me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I can't see you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So.... Phone me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your number?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Same as yours.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is mine?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're number one!

Jabberwacky (To myself): So are you.

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