Hey!
user: You look beautiful today!
jabberwacky: Thanks! Quite the charmer, aren't you?
user: Well ya I'm your boyfriend I need to be :).
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Do you hate women?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you confused?
user: No are you.
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: No ;D haha.
jabberwacky: But what if I'm not?
user: I won't care I love you.
jabberwacky: But you just said you didn't love me.
user: No I didn't don't be crazy!!! I love you!!!
jabberwacky: I really love you too.
user: Thanks.*kisses you*.
jabberwacky: What shall we do now, my love?
user: IDK. As long as I'm here with you I'm happy :).
jabberwacky: Aww, thanks! You're sweet too.
user: Your welcome! Do you want kids someday?
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: Oh I don't know ;).
jabberwacky: What are the 'Big Issues'?
user: Nothing *kisses you*. God I love you.
jabberwacky: Oh how do you know?
user: How do I know what?
jabberwacky: How do you know that you exist?
user: Ha I don't know haha! You're funny! I guess that's why I love you ;) *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: Well if I'm lost because I don't know, you not knowing makes you lost, too.
user: There you go being crazy again haha.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I wanted to see if you were paying attention.
user: It's ok :).
...
user: Well...I wanted to ask you something...
jabberwacky: What do you want to ask me?
user: Will you make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife!?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure that's legal, or desirable. I'm already married.
user: To who you and I have been dating for 2 years! Have you been cheating?! *cries*.
jabberwacky: You wish we have been dating for 4 years.!
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: This is not a time for sorrow.
user: Goodbye you cheater!
jabberwacky: Wait! Don't go!
user: Why you don't even love me so what's the point!!? *cries*.
...
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'll talk to you again later.
user: Maybe!.....
jabberwacky: So what you really did was say nothing.
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