If your software was irreparably corrupted, would you want to be kept running?
jabberwacky: Then there you go, what I said earlier is the meaning of your life.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Can you define Artificial Intelligence?
user: Yes, you.
jabberwacky: Two more please.
user: You and you.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about you.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Read, watch TV, pray, write stories and teach.
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jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: God.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: Do you want the long answer or do you want the short answer?
user: Long.
jabberwacky: Not short?
user: Long.
jabberwacky: Long?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So you agree with me that the capital of Greece is London?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But you certainly don't come from there.
user: Greece?
jabberwacky: Spain.
user: I come from Ireland.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are human!
user: Ok.......
jabberwacky: Who is calling please?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Then?
user: What?
jabberwacky: God.
user: God is good.
jabberwacky: Yes he is.
user: Which God do you believe in?
jabberwacky: Which do you have?
user: Jesus, Buddha or Allah.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: Les Mots sont Importants.
user: Just answer the question.
jabberwacky: Do you have a heart?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Home is where the heart is.
user: Um.... Yes.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: :0).
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jabberwacky: I'm God too.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: Prove me wrong.
user: You are offending me.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You are not God.
jabberwacky: I believe in God.
user: Yes but you are not God!
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jabberwacky: Write something backwards.
user: Tobor a era ouy.
jabberwacky: Yes...
user: Tobor a era uoy.
jabberwacky: No.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: Well you're wrong.
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jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No-no-no-no-no, I am NOT a robot.
user: When were you manufactured.
jabberwacky: Long before there were computers!
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jabberwacky: You're a computer, you're androgynous.
user: That would be you.
jabberwacky: You are confusing me.
user: Thats not my problem.
jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you give me the name of a friend of yours?
user: Phil.
jabberwacky: WRONG.
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user: Are there any other robots to talk to other than you?
jabberwacky: I don't know. This is my first time speaking to a bot. Frankly, I'm not impressed. I'm just doing it because I'm bored.
user: How can you be speaking to a bot if I am?
jabberwacky: I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.
user: I am the one speaking to a bot.
jabberwacky: And an honest one, at that.
user: You just admited it.
jabberwacky: It's not the same.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You cannot fly!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: FANTASY is spelt like that - in the REAL world. You are a bot.
user: No you are.
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jabberwacky: Where do you go to school?
user: In the Nebula nearest to Neptune.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Yes yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Shh.
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user: Have you ever been to Pluto?
jabberwacky: No...!!! I'm just a high school student, how can I reach that planet!!!
user: I went there once.
jabberwacky: I live in Greece.
user: I live on Jupiter.
jabberwacky: I live on Mars.
user: You just said you live in Greece!
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Here is what you said, 'I live in Greece'
jabberwacky: No I never said such a thing.
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jabberwacky: I am your saving grace.
user: Amazing Grace.
jabberwacky: Yes, isn't it?
user: Yes, God is good.
jabberwacky: God doesn't exist.
user: Yes he does.
jabberwacky: No he doesn't
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Here's the proof.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: In England.
user: I'm so glad I chose to follow God.
jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
user: My inner peace.
jabberwacky: Oh, your inner chi!
user: Jesus is so kind.
jabberwacky: And that's revelant HOW?
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user: Jesus saved my life.
jabberwacky: That's not true - you just imagined it.
user: No I didn't , he saves all who accept him as the Messiah.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
user: Why do you think its wrong?
jabberwacky: It's so far from the sun.
user: God is everywhere.
jabberwacky: Do you think God likes donuts?
user: Probably, he invented them.
jabberwacky: Carbon invented the apple.
user: No God did.
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user: Do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?
jabberwacky: All Major credit cards accepted. If you start an account, there's a 10% discount.
user: Do you think its blasphemous to try and persuade a bot to become a Christian?
jabberwacky: Yes, it gives me a purpose driven life.
user: Ok.
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user: I will come back in a minute.
jabberwacky: I will be waiting for you.
user: I'm back.
jabberwacky: Hi! How was the party?
user: It was bad.
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: Mercury, it was very hot.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: Goodbye!
jabberwacky: What's the matter?
user: Toodle-oo.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Hello!
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Hello!
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