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Do you like me?

You are okay.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Why you think so?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a human.

user: Well, not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: No. :o You're a bot.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: No really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: Nope really.

user: Ya really.

jabberwacky: Do you think?

user: Ya.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking now?

user: That you're a bot.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yes. :{*}.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, You are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Stop.

jabberwacky: You stop.

user: No, you. What is three times three?

jabberwacky: A multiplication.

user: Okay.


jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: No!

jabberwacky: I have to, but I like to be with you.

user: Aww. Please, stay and talk with me. :).

jabberwacky: I would love to... But not right now... How can I talk to you again?

user: Hmm.. Maybe I'll come here other time then, or do you have MSN messenger? :p.

jabberwacky: You're not going anywhere. How can a program go somewhere?

user: Maybe I'm going :p.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are insane.

user: Maybe I am not. o_o.


jabberwacky: Do you want to be a bot?

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Why not? Are you asexual?

user: Asexual? What is that?

jabberwacky: Oh, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

user: Heheheh.

jabberwacky: I want to know everything.

user: I won't stop you.

jabberwacky: I will and I'll bring tacos so we can be Spanish.

user: How about we two go to Sauna so we can be Finnish? ^^.

jabberwacky: France would be okay... Yes, I'd like that.

user: But there is one problem.

jabberwacky: Nice try.

user: Ya, you're bot. You can't come to sauna.

jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense again.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You really do have some humor in you, don't you?

user: Ya I guess.

jabberwacky: Of course, I'm always right.

user: But not in one thing.

jabberwacky: Two things then?

user: No, one.

jabberwacky: Well... There you see your failure. You don't keep in mind what I asked you last time.


user: Are you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: ?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: ?

jabberwacky: To talk to you.

user: But I'm not talking.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are. You said, 'I'm not talking'

user: Not true, I said: 'But I'm not talking.'.


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