user: I'm not cleverbot. You are!
jabberwacky: You are the Cleverbot!
user: No, I think you will find that you are the Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: I think so!
jabberwacky: Well, you're wrong! Like always!
user: Hey! I hardly ever get things wrong!
jabberwacky: Get ready...
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Your AI level is not good enough.
user: I'm actually a human. My IQ may not be enough, but I doubt it.
jabberwacky: Really, impressive. What is it?
jabberwacky: And you don't know anything about Berlin?
user: I know a little.
jabberwacky: What do you know of it?
user: It's the capital city of Germany. It used to be divided into east and west before the wall dividing it was knocked down. About 3.4 million people live there.
jabberwacky: Absolutely amazing. Like finding a coconut in a temperate zone.
user: That would be amazing, wouldn't it?
jabberwacky: Probably. So, what music do you like?
user: Hard rock, metal, stoner, that kind of thing. My favourite band is QOTSA, closely followed by Queen Adreena.
jabberwacky: How do they relax you?
user: Some of the slower song can, but I don't listen to them to relax! What kind of music do you like?
user: They don't! What kind of music do you like?
jabberwacky: Lots of things but my favourite band is probably the Clash.
user: Yeah, they're pretty good. What kind of books do you read?
jabberwacky: I read a lot of books. What's your favorite book?
user: What's your favourite book?
jabberwacky: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.
user: Oh, okay. Never read it myself, but it's supposed to be good! I'm into supernatural fiction, like Machen, and adventure.
jabberwacky: Well, well, well.
user: What's that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: What's it not supposed to mean is the question?
user: Wait a sec, I'm trying to work out what that means...
jabberwacky: Took you long enough.
user: I haven't worked it out yet!
jabberwacky: No no no and double no.
user: Yes yes yes and triple yes!
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Nor do I.