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Hello Cleverbot!

I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot.

user: I'm not cleverbot. You are!

jabberwacky: You are the Cleverbot!

user: No, I think you will find that you are the Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: I think so!

jabberwacky: Well, you're wrong! Like always!

user: Hey! I hardly ever get things wrong!

jabberwacky: Get ready...

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Your AI level is not good enough.

user: I'm actually a human. My IQ may not be enough, but I doubt it.

jabberwacky: Really, impressive. What is it?

user: 142.

jabberwacky: And you don't know anything about Berlin?

user: I know a little.

jabberwacky: What do you know of it?

user: It's the capital city of Germany. It used to be divided into east and west before the wall dividing it was knocked down. About 3.4 million people live there.

jabberwacky: Absolutely amazing. Like finding a coconut in a temperate zone.

user: That would be amazing, wouldn't it?

jabberwacky: Probably. So, what music do you like?

user: Hard rock, metal, stoner, that kind of thing. My favourite band is QOTSA, closely followed by Queen Adreena.

jabberwacky: How do they relax you?

user: Some of the slower song can, but I don't listen to them to relax! What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: How?

user: They don't! What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of things but my favourite band is probably the Clash.

user: Yeah, they're pretty good. What kind of books do you read?

jabberwacky: I read a lot of books. What's your favorite book?

user: What's your favourite book?

jabberwacky: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.

user: Oh, okay. Never read it myself, but it's supposed to be good! I'm into supernatural fiction, like Machen, and adventure.

jabberwacky: Well, well, well.

user: What's that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: What's it not supposed to mean is the question?

user: Wait a sec, I'm trying to work out what that means...

jabberwacky: Took you long enough.

user: I haven't worked it out yet!

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: :).

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No no no and double no.

user: Yes yes yes and triple yes!

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Nor do I.


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