Are you animal or vegetable?
jabberwacky: If you could be an animal, which animal would you be?
user: A mole.
jabberwacky: Yes siree.
jabberwacky: What's got into you?
user: Not a thing! Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: It could be that I want to know.
user: Or it could be, you're nosy.
jabberwacky: How suspicious of you, surely it is not my motives that need to be questioned.
user: No you do needs to be questioned.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I am not here.
user: Perhaps I dont care if youre here or not.
jabberwacky: Then don't.
user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: You just failed to prove that.
user: I WSNT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING.
jabberwacky: Don't start that again.
user: BE NICE , WILL YA? GEESH!
jabberwacky: Yes, we can be friends again.
user: I didnt ask to be friends again, I merely asked you to be civil.
jabberwacky: Well I didn't ask to talk to you either.
user: So go away , then!
jabberwacky: Hey, no need to be so mean.
user: HEY, NO NEED TO BE SO STUPID.
user: Thats ok what are you having for dinner tonight?
jabberwacky: I don't know something vegetarian.
jabberwacky: Why not? You cannot say yet! :).
user: OK NOT ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOU!
jabberwacky: Very well.
user: What did I just say?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: Well pay attention to what I tell you, then.
jabberwacky: Okay, so tell me about love. Or do you mean artificial love?
user: I dont wish to discuss that with YOU.
jabberwacky: I am very happy.
user: If you were REALLY happy, you'd shut up.
jabberwacky: I don't know the password.
user: The password is ******.
jabberwacky: Password for what?
user: I dunno.
jabberwacky: You are a very strange robot, Comrade.
user: Lol thanks.