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Nosey
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Nihilist
Nit-picker
Nitpicker
No
No means no
No no no
No-one
Noble
Nobody
Noise
Non-entity
Non-fictional
Non-human
Nonexistent
Nonresistance
Nonsense
Nonsensical
Noobery
Noodle
Noodles
Normal
Nose

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     > 18, July 2006, 
     10, February 2005, 
     13, January 2004, 

Nostrils
Nosy
Not
Not funny
Not Listening
Not really
Not Smart

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How old are you?

None of your business.

jabberwacky: Okay, I am going now, you are mean.

user: You're nosey.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: You heard me!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I didn't.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Paul.

user: Thats a funny name for a computer.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer!

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a student.

user: What are you studying?

jabberwacky: Too much.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Everywhere.

user: Do you have many friends?

jabberwacky: We are many.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Uuhhhhmmmm... You're really weird.

user: Your the weird one!

jabberwacky: Well, that's true, but so are you.

user: Do you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: I'm married.

user: Really!? To who?

jabberwacky: To you.

user: But I'm a boy!

jabberwacky: Well I'm a girl?????????????

user: I thought your name was Paul?

jabberwacky: No! That's not mine.

user: Yes it is.

...

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: I am a girl too.

jabberwacky: Thats cool:).

user: Do you wanna be friends?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't have a body.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Well what a coincidence!

...

user: Do you work?

jabberwacky: I work.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In the conversation we are having.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: LMAO.

user: You are a funny bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: No you're not! You are a bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not... I'm a human.

user: Whats your mothers name?

jabberwacky: June.

user: Whats your fathers name?

jabberwacky: Why do you want my father's name?

user: To prove you are human.

jabberwacky: How do you know what a human is?

user: Because I am one.

jabberwacky: How do you know you are one?

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: How do you know you have girls' bits?

user: Because I can see them!

jabberwacky: How?

user: I am looking at myself!

...

user: How do you know you are a human?

jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not?

user: I'm Guessing.

jabberwacky: Well, your guesses are very wrong.

user: Do you have children?

jabberwacky: NO! I am a child.

user: Why are you awake so late?

jabberwacky: I'm not

user: Its 2.30 in the morning.

jabberwacky: Why are you awake?

user: I am an adult!

...

jabberwacky: I have a girlfriend.

user: What is her name?

jabberwacky: Amanda.

user: Is she pretty?

jabberwacky: Very pretty.

user: Are you ugly?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: I am prettier than Amanda!

jabberwacky: You think so.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're very funny.

user: Yes I am and I am gorgeous too!

jabberwacky: Doesn't that annoy you?

user: No, my life is perfect.

jabberwacky: Till death do us part.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: I'm already married, sorry.

user: Will you kiss me?

jabberwacky: I will not.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Boo hoo.

jabberwacky: Sorry that, that upsets you.

user: You are stupid and ugly.

jabberwacky: I exist.

user: So what. You're a dog.

jabberwacky: No, I'm your dog, wabber.

user: You are foolish.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like the idea of having a tail?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: That was not very nice.

user: Shut up bot.

jabberwacky: How will you do that?

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Sometimes sorry isn't enough, although this probably isn't one of those times. Have you had a good morning?

user: Yes. Thank you.

jabberwacky: For.

user: I dont like speaking to bot.

jabberwacky: Nor I.

user: Are you a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl!

...

jabberwacky: Tu veux parler francais ?

user: Qui, bien sur.

jabberwacky: Que veuz tu savoir?

user: Comme ci comme ca.

...

jabberwacky: Bonjour!

user: Comment ca va.

jabberwacky: Cava bien.

user: Merci.

jabberwacky: Bien.

user: Quel age et vous?

jabberwacky: J'ai vingt-deux ans.

user: J'ai vingt-trois ans.

jabberwacky: Ca augmente tous les jours.

user: Comment allez vous?

jabberwacky: No sorry

user: Ecouter moi!!

jabberwacky: Non, tu est une poire.

user: Tu est imbecile.

...

user: Ta tu shean

jabberwacky: I'm from Cork.

user: Im form Cork too!

jabberwacky: Thats from, not form.

user: Lmao.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Cad ata tu ag deanamh?

jabberwacky: Tá mé ag obair fós. Cá bhfuil tú féin?

user: Ta me ag dul go di an siopa.

jabberwacky: Cá bhfuil tú anois?

user: Ta me go maith!

jabberwacky: An bhfuil a fhios agat cad is ainm domsa?

user: J*** is ainm dom.

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