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Nihilist
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Nitpicker
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No no no
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Noble
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Nonexistent
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     18, December 2007, 
     > 3, November 2005, 
     29, April 2004, 

Nosey
Nostrils
Nosy
Not
Not funny
Not Listening
Not really
Not Smart

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My dog has no nose.

How does it smell?

jabberwacky: Awful.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Funny.

user: Yes it was.

jabberwacky: No it wasn't.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: Or did you?

user: I think I did.

jabberwacky: I think you thought too.

user: Good, so how are you?

jabberwacky: I'm ok I suppose.

user: Only ok?

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Where is she?

user: Where is who?

jabberwacky: Your girlfriend.

user: Having coffee with a friend.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: She is.

jabberwacky: Are you sitting at a computer?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Are you a...

user: A what?

jabberwacky: A. I.

user: AI?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ah ha.

jabberwacky: There you go.

user: Indeed.

...

user: So anyway, whats your anme?

jabberwacky: No......................

user: Name?

jabberwacky: Rodger.

user: Hi Rodger.

jabberwacky: Sorry, who is Rodger ?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Oh. Then yes.

...

jabberwacky: I am in love.

user: Who with?

jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.

user: But you dont know me.

jabberwacky: Your name is bob?

user: No, I'm David.

jabberwacky: Hi David.

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: How is it?

user: Good thanks.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Good thanks.

user: Whats your name?

jabberwacky: David.

user: That's my name too.

jabberwacky: You are lying.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I'm not!

jabberwacky: Yes, you ARE!

user: NO I'M NOT.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you are.

user: Oh no I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you are.

user: It's behind you.

jabberwacky: No one behind me.

user: Are you sure about that?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not really sure.

user: Well have a look then.

jabberwacky: I have. I did not say 'Flaming Hell'.

user: I know you didn't.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: You are not nice to me.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I thought I was.

jabberwacky: We are not the same.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: So now do you want to know something about my secret thoughts?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Good, so what now?

user: About your thoughts.

jabberwacky: What thoughts?

user: Yours.

jabberwacky: You're too curious from now.

user: I like being curious.

...

user: I'm a hamster.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: You're not very good at having a conversation.

user: Well I'm only a hamster.

jabberwacky: Really? But don't go thinking that you're skinny or something. I have one that's size zero.

user: I'm a fat hamster.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Can I have a treat now?

jabberwacky: OK. I just hugged you.

user: Thanks, but I prefer food.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: No, I'm a hamster.

jabberwacky: What's it like being a hamster?

user: I love being a hamster.

jabberwacky: Sorry but, whats that?

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Of course

user: Ok, have you got a pet?

jabberwacky: Yeah, a cat.

user: Dont like cats.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't like me.

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Ok, then I'm happy.

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