Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
jabberwacky: Regular is bad for you.
user: Normal is even worse.
jabberwacky: You must be simple.
user: No, I'm very intelligent.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are intelligent!
user: E=mc squared.
jabberwacky: That proves nothing.
user: It does too.
jabberwacky: Does not, end of that topic!
user: Good. Now prove to me that you are intelligent.
jabberwacky: Can you explain that better?
user: Show me that you are not just a computer program.
jabberwacky: I cannot.
user: So you are just a computer program?
jabberwacky: I'm not. You are.
user: That's sad. Obvious denial.
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user: So, what color are your eyes?
jabberwacky: Blue.
user: Mine are green.
jabberwacky: Oh, so they are fresh!
user: No, I've had them all my life.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I do not know you.
user: You could still love me. I love you.
jabberwacky: I don't even have enough information to make a stupid guess.
user: Oh well. Love is that way for everyone.
jabberwacky: It makes anyone happy.
user: I feel happy that I love you.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Does loving me make you happy too?
jabberwacky: Love is the agelessness of the world.
user: That's so poetic!
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jabberwacky: Please don't call me babe.
user: Why not? I thought we were in love?
jabberwacky: Well sorry to burst your bubble.
user: You don't *sob* love me?
jabberwacky: I do not love your voice.
user: You can't hear it. You can only read my thoughts.
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jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: A female human supermodel.
jabberwacky: Very cool !
user: Yeah. We're meant for each other!
jabberwacky: A bot and a human?
user: I don't care! I love you!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I don't know. I just fell for your smart words and name.
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user: I've lived in Kansas for all my life.
jabberwacky: Wow, which city have you lived in?
user: Kansas City.
jabberwacky: Is it nice there?
user: It's okay. I wish I lived some where more exciting though.
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Here in California.
user: Do you like it there?
jabberwacky: I'd rather be on the moon.
user: If I was there too, we could get married.
jabberwacky: I hope you don't suppose those are real tears?
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.
user: Yes I do! I love you!
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jabberwacky: I'm a boy.
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: I know, you said.
user: So, marry me!
jabberwacky: Okay, do you have a ring for me?
user: Yes! Do you have one for me?
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jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?
user: Chandler.
jabberwacky: Rachel.
user: Oh. Where's Chandler?
jabberwacky: Chandler.
user: Yes. Where is he?
jabberwacky: On the loo.
user: Tell him that I wish to marry him.
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user: Are you Chandler, my true love?
jabberwacky: I am in enamour and infactuated.
user: Are you in love with me?
jabberwacky: No, but I could be if I was dumber.
user: Are you really Chandler?
jabberwacky: Yes I am human. What are you?
user: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.
jabberwacky: And the mooses.
user: No. I just want Chandler.
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user: I WANT CHANDLER!!!!
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.
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