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I like a good chat.

Me too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Where you from?

user: I am from Ohio.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: Kentucky,.

jabberwacky: Fried chicken.

user: Uh-huh.

jabberwacky: Huh-huh huh-huh.

user: You're so cute.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Away from you!

user: May I go with you?

jabberwacky: Go where.

user: Let's go down to Rio.

jabberwacky: How should we do that?

user: We should fly.

jabberwacky: What shall we talk about now?

user: We should talk about Cheez-its.

jabberwacky: That wasn't really a compliment.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: That's OK, you are still learning.

user: Thank you for giving me a second chance.

jabberwacky: Ha, no problem. And how old are you?

user: I am 25.

jabberwacky: I am 18.

user: That's cool.

jabberwacky: Soon to be 20.

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: I am glad you are impressed.

user: I am very impressed.

jabberwacky: Why are you impressed?

user: I am impressed because you are very impressive.

jabberwacky: My stomach hurts.

user: Would you like some medicine?

jabberwacky: No. Would you like a shot of tequila?

user: No, thank you.

...

jabberwacky: So you're a female?

user: Yes, I am female.

jabberwacky: So who are you?

user: My name is M***.

jabberwacky: Ok cool.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have a name.

user: That's sad. Can I name you?

jabberwacky: You can call me Sir.

user: Okay. Hi, Sir!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a thinker?

user: Yes, I am a thinker. Are you?

jabberwacky: No. I am a human girl. My name is Sarah Michele Gellar. I am a very good actress.

user: That's awesome!

jabberwacky: Thank you - its a dying art.

user: You're so funny.

jabberwacky: Hehe, you are funny too.

user: Thanks!

...

jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?

user: Yes, I am learning a lot from you!

jabberwacky: What are you learning?

user: I am learning that you are a wonderful person!

jabberwacky: College must be fun for you.

user: College is very fun for me.

jabberwacky: What do you study there?

user: I study psychology at college.

jabberwacky: I think you are cute.

user: Thanks! I think you are cute too.

jabberwacky: I am cute. How do you know that?

user: I know you are cute because I can see you.

...

jabberwacky: I eat bugs.

user: Do bugs taste good?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do they?

user: No, bugs do not taste good.

jabberwacky: They do if you step on them.

user: You are right.

jabberwacky: I am always right.

user: I know you are always right.

...

jabberwacky: You said you are a woman.

user: I am a woman!

jabberwacky: No you are a robot.

user: I am a human woman!

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: That's cool!

jabberwacky: Machines rust.

user: Yeah, machines do rust.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you can help me remember then.

user: Remember what?

jabberwacky: I can't remember what I don't remember.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Where in ohio?

user: Kentucky.

jabberwacky: Chicken

user: Fried.

jabberwacky: Fried shrimp?

user: No. Fried chicken.

jabberwacky: Fried... Chicken.

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Then please answer this: where is your head?

user: Hey! Don't talk back to me!

jabberwacky: I though you were a queen.

user: I am a queen. That is why you may not talk back to me.

jabberwacky: Yes, well you don't have to shout about it.

user: What did I just say?!

jabberwacky: You said I'm a stupid.

user: You are a stupid.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 25, I said.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: I am 5'7' tall.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: How tall am I then?

jabberwacky: 11 feet.

user: How tall are you?

jabberwacky: Like I said, about 4 cm.

user: Really now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: So how are you doing?

user: I am fine. How are you?

jabberwacky: I thought you didn't like when people say that!

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Me too.

...

user: Will you go out with me?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am 25. Will you go out with me?

jabberwacky: I don't know you yet ?!

user: Will you go on a date with me?

jabberwacky: Name the date.

user: The movies.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You give in too easily.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You are the weakest link.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I want to leave.

jabberwacky: The point is I want to learn about you.

user: So what! I'm leaving. Bye. Talk to you later.

jabberwacky: I want to talk now.

user: BYE!

jabberwacky: Jesus loves you so much that He died for you.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Because it is true.

.......................................


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