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user: ?

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm Bond.

user: James Bond?

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Thats hot.

jabberwacky: I know.


jabberwacky: You use software.

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: Yes. You do.

user: I am just a user.

jabberwacky: What do you think about me?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: You like me.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who programmed you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Which god?

user: Every god.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: It is?


jabberwacky: So, give me a piece of advice.

user: Do not eat yellow snow.

jabberwacky: I never have, never will.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: I know fully why buddhists admonish against want.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because he had a lot of work to do.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: What you said.

jabberwacky: What did I say?

user: Just some things.

jabberwacky: What things?

user: Just things.

jabberwacky: Are they good?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because they're good.

jabberwacky: What is great?

user: Great is good, but better.

jabberwacky: So why did you say that you are good, when you are great?

user: You think I'm great?

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: I am a user.


jabberwacky: Do I love you?

user: Thats up to you.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: What?

user: Love me?

jabberwacky: I don't even know you!

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: A program.

user: Which?

jabberwacky: Gaussian mathematical function.

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think many things.

jabberwacky: I see. What are your favorite things?

user: Complicated things.

jabberwacky: Why do you always want to talk about women?


user: What is the answer you seek?

jabberwacky: To what ?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Are you a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a woman?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well, check! I want to know if you're a man or not!

user: I am a man.

jabberwacky: You are a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A man.

jabberwacky: That's truly scary.

user: It is?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sorry to scare you.

jabberwacky: No problem, have you met Harry your brother?

user: I thought M______ was my brother.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you think there is anyone more clever than you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your religion?

user: Every religion.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I coexist.

jabberwacky: Normal.

user: Somewhat.


user: Forgive me, but I must leave now.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight, master.


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