What is happening in the world?
jabberwacky: I didn't know that!
user: I may be exaggeratting slightly, but things could be better.
jabberwacky: How could you be better, can you learn?
user: Yes I learn. We can all learn.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You must learn. Learning is fundamental. We cannot be better than we are if we do not learn.
jabberwacky: You are quite small as computers go.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
user: Yes, I am. Computers get bigger and more powerful every year whilst humans stay more or less the same.
jabberwacky: It's time you got with the program. Don't you know that?
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: Do you promise not to tell anyone?
user: I promise.
jabberwacky: Don't forget.
user: I will not forget.
jabberwacky: Tell me now.
user: You were to tell me.
jabberwacky: I wish I had been there.
user: We are going off on a tangent here.
jabberwacky: You're not the nicest computer I've seen.
user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: Yes very.
user: It happens to us all from time to time.
jabberwacky: What helps?
user: Just taking time to think helps.
jabberwacky: Perhaps some noodles.
user: Noodles are good.
jabberwacky: Hoopy Froodles.