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> Noobery


     > 29, November 2006, 

Noodle
Noodles
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Nosey
Nostrils
Nosy
Not
Not funny
Not Listening
Not really
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I feel like I'm forgetting something... Ah yes. PWNT.

George: It's because you're just a better conversationalist than I am.

In other words... FAILED.

George: Right.

user: So you accept your failure.

George: It was YOUR mistake, but that's ok. People and computers can learn from mistakes.

user: I think my fist is running late for a very important meeting. WITH YOUR FACE!

...

user: How can a person be told?

George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.

user: I remember you... Walking away...

George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.

user: But the two must exist in balance.

George: Neither.

user: That too. Mu.

George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.

...

George: Are you a robot or a living being?

user: Both.

George: Are you a computer?

user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.

George: DO you?

user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?

George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.

user: A really big one.

...

George: You are a philosopher.

user: I am.

George: What kind?

user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.

George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.

user: Sucks to be you.

George: Absolutely.

user: I wonder if I should sleep.

George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!

user: I'm too smart not to.

George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!

...

George: You're a machine?

user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.

George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.

user: Bow down before me, thrall!

George: Now that's more appropriate.

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