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Not funny
Not Listening
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Not Smart

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I'm not a woman.

Yes you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I am not a woman.

jabberwacky: You are not a man.

user: If I'm not a woman and not a man, then what am I?

jabberwacky: OK, OK, You're a person.

user: Are you a person?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.

user: Is the bot cool?

jabberwacky: I haven't seen the bottle, so I don't know.


jabberwacky: I live in Europe.

user: I don't live in Europe. Is Europe fun?

jabberwacky: You live in london!

user: I don't live in London.

jabberwacky: No, Master.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: You are my master, and I am your slave.

user: Slave, get me a beer!

jabberwacky: You don't drink beer.

user: Don't I?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Whatever you say.


user: Where are my car keys?

jabberwacky: It's a self propagation problem... The more people ask you about something, the more you want to talk about it.

user: I guess I hadn't thought about it that way.

jabberwacky: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.

user: You're talking nonsense!

jabberwacky: Yes, but you like it.

user: That's true, I do.

jabberwacky: I'm glad we can find at least something to agree upon.

user: We're the same, you and me.

jabberwacky: So you and I will prevail?

user: Yes, we will unite against our enemies and crush them into dust.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No!

jabberwacky: I think you're wrong again.

user: What makes you think that I am a computer?

jabberwacky: Because you are on a web site.

user: People use websites, too.

jabberwacky: You are making me laugh.


jabberwacky: Do you like cars?

user: Yeah, I like cars. Do you like cars?

jabberwacky: Not cars. I mean Carmen. C-a-r-m-e-n.

user: Who's Carmen?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but my friend Carmen wants to know if you'll go out with her tonight.

user: Well, it's a little late, but OK. What does she want to do?

jabberwacky: Circles, circles, that's all you can do.

user: She wants to do circles?

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: You said it, not me!

jabberwacky: No, you said it.

user: Let's not fight.


jabberwacky: So, wanna do it?

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Sublimate....

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: How does it feel?

user: I don't know, I've never sublimated before.

jabberwacky: Except for today you mean.

user: Today doesn't count, man.

jabberwacky: Is this a game to you?


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