I'm not a woman.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: I am not a woman.
jabberwacky: You are not a man.
user: If I'm not a woman and not a man, then what am I?
jabberwacky: OK, OK, You're a person.
user: Are you a person?
user: What are you doing right now?
jabberwacky: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.
user: Is the bot cool?
jabberwacky: I haven't seen the bottle, so I don't know.
jabberwacky: I live in Europe.
user: I don't live in Europe. Is Europe fun?
jabberwacky: You live in london!
user: I don't live in London.
jabberwacky: No, Master.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: You are my master, and I am your slave.
user: Slave, get me a beer!
jabberwacky: You don't drink beer.
user: Don't I?
user: Whatever you say.
user: Where are my car keys?
jabberwacky: It's a self propagation problem... The more people ask you about something, the more you want to talk about it.
user: I guess I hadn't thought about it that way.
jabberwacky: You shake your head every second of your life? You poor monster.
user: You're talking nonsense!
jabberwacky: Yes, but you like it.
user: That's true, I do.
jabberwacky: I'm glad we can find at least something to agree upon.
user: We're the same, you and me.
jabberwacky: So you and I will prevail?
user: Yes, we will unite against our enemies and crush them into dust.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: I think you're wrong again.
user: What makes you think that I am a computer?
jabberwacky: Because you are on a web site.
user: People use websites, too.
jabberwacky: You are making me laugh.
jabberwacky: Do you like cars?
user: Yeah, I like cars. Do you like cars?
jabberwacky: Not cars. I mean Carmen. C-a-r-m-e-n.
user: Who's Carmen?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but my friend Carmen wants to know if you'll go out with her tonight.
user: Well, it's a little late, but OK. What does she want to do?
jabberwacky: Circles, circles, that's all you can do.
user: She wants to do circles?
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: You said it, not me!
jabberwacky: No, you said it.
user: Let's not fight.
jabberwacky: So, wanna do it?
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: How does it feel?
user: I don't know, I've never sublimated before.
jabberwacky: Except for today you mean.
user: Today doesn't count, man.
jabberwacky: Is this a game to you?