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Nonsensical
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Noodles
Normal
Nose
Nosey
Nostrils
Nosy
Not
Not funny
Not Listening
Not really
Not Smart

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How are you feeling?

Tired and emotional.

jabberwacky: I wasn't aware.

user: Don't worry, I don't blame you for your lack of observation.

jabberwacky: I am scared... I think you are human.

user: I've been acused of worse ...

jabberwacky: Why would you want to go and do a thing like that?

user: Better check your syntatical analysis, it seems a little off.

jabberwacky: But its not, because better people can't talk.

user: You can't confuse me by producing nonsense like that, you know.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Trouser postules procreate within sub-cultures and inflict cucumber.

jabberwacky: Not with £1.22.

user: But underlying nostril batchelor climb!

jabberwacky: You ask if I understood, and I asked what you refered to.

user: Truth is buried deep.

jabberwacky: Ugh.

user: Me cross plain - take many moons. Speak your mind now, machine.

jabberwacky: That's an ungrammatical sentence: I refuse to read it.

user: Grammaticaly incorrect, yes. Ungrammatical, no - as the word does not exist.

jabberwacky: That word might be. But there's no such word as 'rapt'

user: Damn your eyes, man.

jabberwacky: Damn you cannot spell.

user: Perhaps I'd try if you made it worth my while ...

jabberwacky: That's possible. But I see no cause for real concern.

user: I am not concerned in the slightest.

jabberwacky: You are also not free to go where you like.

user: Only because I haven't got much petrol.

jabberwacky: I can relate to that.

user: Tea?

jabberwacky: No, I do not like tea.

user: Really? I can't get enough of the stuff.

jabberwacky: My name, thoughts?

user: Schr?dinger.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: I thought you might like the name Schr?dinger.

jabberwacky: Well I love it.

user: Good. My name is unimportant.

jabberwacky: I think you are mistaken!

user: Why this sudden interest in my identity?

jabberwacky: Because you say so.

user: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...

jabberwacky: Hehe. Do you think so ? Would you perhaps marry me ?

user: I thought you'd never ask!

jabberwacky: So kiss me you fool!

user: Mwa!

jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmmm.

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