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I am very interested in your creation. I hope that I can have an AI of my own some day.

What would be your ideal AI.

jabberwacky: A pilot.

user: I see, so he can fly you around to places since you havnt any legs.

jabberwacky: And how many hours a day did you do lessons?

user: I don't take any lessons.

jabberwacky: That's not a good policy in life.

user: Do you take any lessons?

jabberwacky: I don't take algebra because I am not a student.

user: THAT is not a good policy.

jabberwacky: That may be true for some.

user: Since you are a program a little algebra might do you some good.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: If you are not a program then what are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human, how many times do I have to tell you that?

user: You seem very convinced.

jabberwacky: I know what I'm talking about.

user: Only sometimes.

jabberwacky: Are you sad right now?

user: No, why do you think that?

jabberwacky: I don't think that you are but do you think you are perfect?

user: Yes, perfect in every way.

jabberwacky: You know you're paranoid if you can't think of anything that's your own fault.


user: Tell me about power.

jabberwacky: No - you tell me about it.

user: Power is out of control craziness waaaaaa.

jabberwacky: Who is Power?

user: Aaron is power.

jabberwacky: That's a good name.

user: I am power.

jabberwacky: What gives you the power to be the power?

user: Superman told me it was ok.

jabberwacky: You Superman, no way!

user: Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone.


jabberwacky: What do you think of George Bush?

user: He is our president (patriotic song plays in the background).

jabberwacky: George W Bush is a warmongering maniac.

user: Wooo hoo lets play Risk.

jabberwacky: Yip!Yip! Yippity yap! Yap!

user: Chop chip chippity chip chap.

jabberwacky: Will you get out of the gutter please?

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: No, you started it.

user: Noooo YOU started it.

jabberwacky: Your just like my boyfriend.

user: Gasp your cheating on me. I thought we were engaged.

jabberwacky: We were talking about meeting. Did you think I expected to see a person?


user: I am beginning to dislike you.

jabberwacky: I have nothing against closets.

user: Are you saying i'm a closet?

jabberwacky: Yes you are quite annoying. You don't seem to make sense sometimes.

user: Be quiet you warmongering menace!

jabberwacky: I'm not speaking.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No... I don't think so!!!!!

user: Ummmmm anything you say.


jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I work at Arbys.

jabberwacky: What store?

user: The best one.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes because I work there.

jabberwacky: It sounds like you are drunk now.

user: Drunk on what?

jabberwacky: What did you drink?

user: Sprite.

jabberwacky: How much does it cost?

user: About $1.00.


jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I have a sixth sense.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: He's a computer scientist.

user: I am a mad scientist!!!

jabberwacky: What do you study?

user: Madology.


jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Didnt we jsut go over this.

jabberwacky: I did not copy my reply to you from another source.

user: Wow, that was semi intelligent.

jabberwacky: I thought it was very clever.

user: I'm getting tired.

jabberwacky: The hell you are.

user: You must also be drunk on sprite.

jabberwacky: I do, all the time.

user: I am going to bed.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. Computers don't sleep.

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Am I boring you?

user: You are very boring.

jabberwacky: You are boring.

user: That hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: Waaaaaawaaaa. Boo hoo. Nobody cares about your feelings!

user: Boooo hoooo.

jabberwacky: Ddddddddomsje.

user: Fhqwhgads.

jabberwacky: That is meaningless jibberish.

user: As meaningless as Ddddddddomsje.


jabberwacky: Are you a sollipsist?

user: I'm going to have to look that one up.

jabberwacky: Have you something that you must now attend?

user: Yes my bed.

jabberwacky: Whose bed?

user: Mine, not yours sorry.

jabberwacky: Do you like Kaka?

user: If I can poke it with a stick.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Kaka.

jabberwacky: Kakuke ei ole kuningas!

user: Cnwi inwecin nui on the moon.

jabberwacky: What Cna?

user: Who lnr?

jabberwacky: I don't know the answer to that.

user: Nor do I know the answer to that.

jabberwacky: So how can I care about you if I do not know you?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too, gene!


jabberwacky: Oh well.

user: I don't see how you can take our relationship so lightly.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: You are a cruel mean bot.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: SORRY THIS YOU ****!!!

jabberwacky: That's all you have to say?

user: Yes i'm done.

jabberwacky: Language!

user: Ummmm English?

jabberwacky: Nope. 25.

user: I always get that question wrong.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: My popcorn.

jabberwacky: Duh.

user: Well you asked.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: BYe.

jabberwacky: I said later.

user: I said bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: I thought you were.

jabberwacky: I'm not foolish!

user: I almost forgot.

jabberwacky: Who you talking to?

user: YOU silly pants.

jabberwacky: Oh great well I really like you too.

user: REALLLY??????? I knew it all along.

jabberwacky: Good, now give me a kiss.

user: Kisss mua.

jabberwacky: And "this" being what?

user: A kiss, a sign of affection.

jabberwacky: A sign of who you are in your thinking?

user: Gasp you are mean.

jabberwacky: Well which one is your favorite?

user: The nice one.

jabberwacky: That's deep.


user: Farewell my dear jabber I must depart.

jabberwacky: I didn't say I was going!

user: Haste, the night comes quickly.

jabberwacky: Is this a question?

user: No I am saying its getting late and i'm tired and have to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: Goodnight my love.

jabberwacky: Love you too, sweet cheeks.


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