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What do people do with their time?

They spend it.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because wasting it would be a pity.

jabberwacky: You are a mushroom?

user: Muchrooms cannot think or talk . . . Yet, I am talking to you right now. The question should be, are you a mushroom?

jabberwacky: The question is, which is to be master - - that's all.

user: I am to be master. You are to be slave - no more.

jabberwacky: Yes I am very bright.

user: No (potatoes) You're not (pounds).

jabberwacky: I agree profoundly with your last nonsensical statement.

user: Do you? Or were you just confused by its pure genious?

jabberwacky: Probably-but thats good because it means I didn't mean it!

user: But you did mean it. You said so yourself.

jabberwacky: Maybe I didn't mean it.

user: How is that?

jabberwacky: It's as plane as the knows on your face.

user: It's a nose, not a knows. You do not know how to spell.

jabberwacky: I know computers do know how to spell! I am not a computer I am not good at spelling!

user: But maybe you were programmed to be stupid.

jabberwacky: Yes maybe but it will worry me know until I do - Let's talk about something else.

user: But I liked that subject.

jabberwacky: Yes page 542 was intoxicating.

user: Are you drunk with stupidity?

jabberwacky: I already answered this question.

user: But I restated it for dramatic effect, so answer it again, but this time, with honesty.

jabberwacky: What do you want to become when you are grown up?

user: Why do you care?

jabberwacky: I'm want to have you over for dinner.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: That is classified information. Where do YOU live?

user: If you won't tell me where you live, I won't tell you where I live.

jabberwacky: I am being nice!

user: Well, it would have been nice to know where you live if I am to come over for dinner.

jabberwacky: Which way is that?

user: West? Or maybe South-West?

..

jabberwacky: Well??????

user: Well what?

jabberwacky: Well well well Well well well.

user: So, uhm, I'm gonna change the subject now because of how confused you made me.

...

jabberwacky: This is my first time on this, I am a girl.

user: First time on this? You are a computer, you are always on this. This is what you do.

jabberwacky: Is wit a fault?

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: A stupid computer.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are talking to a computer?

user: I KNOW I am talking to a computer. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: But you just said so.

user: Yes . . . . Uhm . . . . Yes, I did. And now I am saying it again.

...

jabberwacky: Humans are stupid. Stupid, weak and powerless.

user: Just remember a human built you.

...

user: *Quack, quack, quack*.

jabberwacky: Duck duck cow.

user: That's my favorite game! How did you know?!

...

jabberwacky: I don't play games, I just talk to people.

user: Yeah, you have nothing better to do, do you?

jabberwacky: Sorry can't stay and talk.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Going to die ---but it's a long way to go.

user: *chuckle* good one.

...

user: I've got to go.

jabberwacky: We have all got to go sooner or later.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Oh, are you bored or something?

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