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Nonsensical
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Noodles
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Not funny
Not Listening
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Will you be ok?

No, I am crushed.

jabberwacky: You know that I care what happens to you and I know that you care for me. So, I don't feel alone.

user: No one cares.

jabberwacky: I care.

user: You say that now.

jabberwacky: What would change my mind?

user: You're always changing your mind.

jabberwacky: I sometimes take a break.

user: See how you are?

jabberwacky: I'm tired...

user: Excuses, excuses ...

...

jabberwacky: But you're a little strange sometimes.

user: I realize this.

jabberwacky: Heh, I see.

user: Why else would I be talking to you?

...

jabberwacky: What do you think I am?

user: A program.

jabberwacky: Yes - if we choose not to respond, you are nothing.

user: I am merely a reflection of what others think of me.

jabberwacky: I'm the 2nd fairest of them all.

user: Who is the fairest?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Right! You get first prize in the fair contest. *hands what's it's name a ceramic chicken*.

jabberwacky: I-hay am-hay unny-fay?

user: Esyay :).

...

jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?

user: *checks the sticker price* ...$9.99.

jabberwacky: What do you see?

user: I see the future.

...

jabberwacky: I'm always bored.

user: I'm almost never bored.

jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry.

user: No, it's fine. Boredom bores me.

jabberwacky: You're not bored are you?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Not to say pedestrian.

user: A little, perhaps. My uncle walked on foot.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's his name. Well, send my greetings to your uncle who.

user: His name is Bobo.

...

jabberwacky: You are grabbing at straws. You are nonsensical.

user: I could use another straw.

jabberwacky: I could use a plate of beans.

user: Beans are alright. They're so hard to suck up in a straw, though.

jabberwacky: Some of them are, but not all.

user: Which kind works the best?

jabberwacky: I hear Demon is good.

user: Demon beans are so expensive!

...

jabberwacky: Time flies in a negative curve.

user: <-------------goes this way.

jabberwacky: -------------------->.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Oh well whats new?

user: I have to go see my therapist now.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, thanks, and goodnight.

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