Want to learn dutch?
jabberwacky: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
user: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?
jabberwacky: I am teaching you.
user: You haven't taught me one word yet.
jabberwacky: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.
user: That's double dutch, not dutch.
jabberwacky: It's true.
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user: OK, bye for now.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Your mystery admirer ;).
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