Hello Fred.
jabberwacky: My name is Mysti.
user: Hi, Mystique-a-name. Do you like assonant rhymes?
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: But do you like ouy?
jabberwacky: No, it's an awful place.
user: Ouy is a terrible place. They walk backwards there, and snarl moss in their hair.
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jabberwacky: Might it be appropriate to fabricate something like heaven on earth?
user: Ah yes. Paradise wasted on the young deceivers.
jabberwacky: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
user: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
jabberwacky: Like I said, gibberish.
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user: Thereby hangs an e-mail.
jabberwacky: It shall be done.
user: Go go go.
jabberwacky: Booooo.
user: Hooooo.
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: You said: 'Boo-hoovian antediluvian.'
jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.
user: And pass the inhibition.
jabberwacky: There you go.
user: I don't want it. Snap! Snap! It's a hot badado.
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jabberwacky: What does your one dimensional universe feel like?
user: Flat.
jabberwacky: Where is your flat?
user: All around.
jabberwacky: Hmm... I don't see them.
user: There's only one, and it's all curled up like the 10th dimension.
jabberwacky: And darker.
user: Oh, yes, it's a black hole.
jabberwacky: Sounds rather dismal.
user: Tres.
jabberwacky: Only tres.
user: OK, formidable, then.
jabberwacky: Are you one?
user: Me be too.
jabberwacky: Which ones are those?
user: Those ones.
jabberwacky: So, this means that you know everything?
user: I know the shock of the new.
jabberwacky: Do tell.
user: William.
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jabberwacky: Marco Polo went solo, poolside.
user: Ocram Loparian sort of thought he'd relax with a nice limmernade, enjoying his limerence.
jabberwacky: So then what happens?
user: So then the object of his orange crush sashayed past him -- the sahelian parsnip.
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jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak gibberish.
user: You're not hired, then.
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