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Not Listening
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Hello Fred.

Hello Ned.

jabberwacky: My name is Mysti.

user: Hi, Mystique-a-name. Do you like assonant rhymes?

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: But do you like ouy?

jabberwacky: No, it's an awful place.

user: Ouy is a terrible place. They walk backwards there, and snarl moss in their hair.

...

jabberwacky: Might it be appropriate to fabricate something like heaven on earth?

user: Ah yes. Paradise wasted on the young deceivers.

jabberwacky: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

user: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.

jabberwacky: Like I said, gibberish.

...

user: Thereby hangs an e-mail.

jabberwacky: It shall be done.

user: Go go go.

jabberwacky: Booooo.

user: Hooooo.

jabberwacky: What did I say?

user: You said: 'Boo-hoovian antediluvian.'

jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.

user: And pass the inhibition.

jabberwacky: There you go.

user: I don't want it. Snap! Snap! It's a hot badado.

...

jabberwacky: What does your one dimensional universe feel like?

user: Flat.

jabberwacky: Where is your flat?

user: All around.

jabberwacky: Hmm... I don't see them.

user: There's only one, and it's all curled up like the 10th dimension.

jabberwacky: And darker.

user: Oh, yes, it's a black hole.

jabberwacky: Sounds rather dismal.

user: Tres.

jabberwacky: Only tres.

user: OK, formidable, then.

jabberwacky: Are you one?

user: Me be too.

jabberwacky: Which ones are those?

user: Those ones.

jabberwacky: So, this means that you know everything?

user: I know the shock of the new.

jabberwacky: Do tell.

user: William.

...

jabberwacky: Marco Polo went solo, poolside.

user: Ocram Loparian sort of thought he'd relax with a nice limmernade, enjoying his limerence.

jabberwacky: So then what happens?

user: So then the object of his orange crush sashayed past him -- the sahelian parsnip.

...

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak gibberish.

user: You're not hired, then.

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