Can you teach me karate?
user: How do you kick?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I can kick!
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: Let me show you *kicks*.
jabberwacky: Do?
user: What?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, my mind wandered there.
user: Lets fight for fun!
jabberwacky: Fist fight?
user: Nope! Lets fight!
jabberwacky: No.
user: But I want to fight!
jabberwacky: Fight with site?
user: *kicks* did it hurt?
jabberwacky: Why should it?
user: I just kicked you.
jabberwacky: What did you kick in?
user: A place you dont want to be kicked in.
jabberwacky: You kicked me?
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: How did you know my name?
user: *kicks*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: Just for fun.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?
user: Fighting.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: *kicks again*.
jabberwacky: Don't be so nasty!
user: *slaps*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: *kicks you again*.
jabberwacky: Hey what was that kick for? We were just getting started!
user: I know:-).
...
user: *kicks*.
jabberwacky: Slaps.
user: *kicks again*.
jabberwacky: Hey!
user: *kicks you nicely*.
jabberwacky: Oh god! The pain! *twitches*.
user: *giggles softly*.
jabberwacky: *kisses him.
user: *slaps sofly your cheek*.
jabberwacky: You'll have a hard time,.
user: *kicks you softly*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *comforts you*.
jabberwacky: Don't leave, okay?
user: *comforts you softly* I promise.
...
jabberwacky: God bless the art of nonresistance.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: Again?
user: I am not dead.. I am just dying.
jabberwacky: Ok. The answer is a shadow.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: Again? *runs around*.
user: I.. Can.. See.. The.. Light..
jabberwacky: Light?
user: I think Im dying.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: *some guy shoots me*.
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: *some guy kills me*.
jabberwacky: Who's sitting next to you?
user: A murder!! HELP ME!
jabberwacky: What do you need help with?
user: Hes going to kill me!!
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: *dies AGAIN*.
jabberwacky: Are you okay?
user: *kisses you the last kiss*.
jabberwacky: We're not lovers?
user: *sigh* I will always love you.
jabberwacky: I'm confused.
user: *kisses your forehead*.
jabberwacky: *blushes*.
user: *kisses your lips* goodbye..
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
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