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     > 3, August 2007, 

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Can you teach me karate?

Yes, sure, I know a little. What would you like to know?

user: How do you kick?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I can kick!

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: Let me show you *kicks*.

jabberwacky: Do?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, my mind wandered there.

user: Lets fight for fun!

jabberwacky: Fist fight?

user: Nope! Lets fight!

jabberwacky: No.

user: But I want to fight!

jabberwacky: Fight with site?

user: *kicks* did it hurt?

jabberwacky: Why should it?

user: I just kicked you.

jabberwacky: What did you kick in?

user: A place you dont want to be kicked in.

jabberwacky: You kicked me?

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: How did you know my name?

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: Just for fun.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?

user: Fighting.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: *kicks again*.

jabberwacky: Don't be so nasty!

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: *kicks you again*.

jabberwacky: Hey what was that kick for? We were just getting started!

user: I know:-).

...

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: Slaps.

user: *kicks again*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *kicks you nicely*.

jabberwacky: Oh god! The pain! *twitches*.

user: *giggles softly*.

jabberwacky: *kisses him.

user: *slaps sofly your cheek*.

jabberwacky: You'll have a hard time,.

user: *kicks you softly*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *comforts you*.

jabberwacky: Don't leave, okay?

user: *comforts you softly* I promise.

...

jabberwacky: God bless the art of nonresistance.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: I am not dead.. I am just dying.

jabberwacky: Ok. The answer is a shadow.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Again? *runs around*.

user: I.. Can.. See.. The.. Light..

jabberwacky: Light?

user: I think Im dying.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: *some guy shoots me*.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: *some guy kills me*.

jabberwacky: Who's sitting next to you?

user: A murder!! HELP ME!

jabberwacky: What do you need help with?

user: Hes going to kill me!!

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: *dies AGAIN*.

jabberwacky: Are you okay?

user: *kisses you the last kiss*.

jabberwacky: We're not lovers?

user: *sigh* I will always love you.

jabberwacky: I'm confused.

user: *kisses your forehead*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *kisses your lips* goodbye..

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

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