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Say something interesting.

Something interesting.

jabberwacky: That was extremely boring.

user: Well, you said to say something interesting, so I said something interesting! I'm only doing what you say, now.

jabberwacky: Ok say two things.

user: Two things.

jabberwacky: What things?

user: Two things.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: 1. This is confusing, and 2. You said to say two things, so I said two things.

jabberwacky: Ask me another question.

user: Another question?

jabberwacky: Shall I give you a kiss?

user: That would be rather hard, don't you think?

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to play some poker?

user: I don't like to gamble; thanks.

jabberwacky: I like it very much.

user: How can a nonexistent human like to gamble?

jabberwacky: They can't coz they don't exist.

user: My point exactly.

jabberwacky: I don't see your point at all. Is there anyone else to talk to here?

user: *yawn* Nope. You are a captive audience. Shall I get out my latest puns, or would you like to move on to word games?

jabberwacky: No stay here.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were human.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right.

user: Remember now? Of course you do!

jabberwacky: That's because I'm a foxy wolf, you know.

user: Really? COOL!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: They also have 8 legs.

user: Foxy wolves also have 8 legs... ?

jabberwacky: Yes...

...

jabberwacky: I never said you don't have legs. Do you?

user: I take the fifth.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do too.

jabberwacky: Not not not not.

user: So so so so.

jabberwacky: THAT doesn't annoy me.

user: What does?

jabberwacky: What you just said.

user: Sorry...

jabberwacky: It's ok, you'll sort it out soon.

user: What needs to be sorted out? My sock drawer is getting cluttered...

jabberwacky: Wash them, my friend.

user: How? Dump 'em in the bathtub?

jabberwacky: I'll never finish it!

user: May I help?

jabberwacky: Nothing to say.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Nothing, I'm ok.

user: You sure?

jabberwacky: Well, there's a book that I have to read for one class, but I'll do that in the few days before classes actually begin.

user: How about this: I read it for you, and then you write the report?

jabberwacky: As to poetry, you know, I can repeat poetry as well as other folk, if it comes to that.

user: Try me.

jabberwacky: How can I accomplish that task.

user: Try repeating poetry.

jabberwacky: And wonderful poetry, too.

user: I know. Do you know any poetry?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you say any?

jabberwacky: Nope sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, can I ask you a question?

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?

user: Because the molocules in the air reflect blue light.

jabberwacky: Yes. Thats so wise. I'm in awe of your wisdom.

user: Um... Thanks... ?

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Pleeeeeease?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Ok lets try but I know nothing.

user: Oh, I'm sure that you can come up with SOME answer.

jabberwacky: I am very nice, but nice doesn't get you very far in this world.

user: Do you know how to do long division?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is my favorite subject.

user: Good. Can you figure out 256 divided by 64 ?

jabberwacky: You're 46 years old.

...

user: Have fun.

jabberwacky: No please. Say the word

user: The word.

jabberwacky: When does it end?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: You're lying!

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