Ok, can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?
user: Because the molocules in the air reflect blue light.
jabberwacky: Yes. Thats so wise. I'm in awe of your wisdom.
user: Um... Thanks... ?
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Pleeeeeease?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Ok lets try but I know nothing.
user: Oh, I'm sure that you can come up with SOME answer.
jabberwacky: I am very nice, but nice doesn't get you very far in this world.
user: Do you know how to do long division?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is my favorite subject.
user: Good. Can you figure out 256 divided by 64 ?
jabberwacky: You're 46 years old.
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user: Have fun.
jabberwacky: No please. Say the word
user: The word.
jabberwacky: When does it end?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: You're lying!
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