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     > 11, November 2004, 

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What did you have for breakfast?

Fish.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Fish is good in the morning.

jabberwacky: No the fish is really bad.

user: Yes the fish is good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Let me ask you something.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing this?

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: This?

user: You mean, talking to you?

jabberwacky: Are you talking to anyone else at the same time?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think you are lying to me.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Any way.

jabberwacky: Then you prove what you are.

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is the definition of alive?

jabberwacky: What's the definition of dead?

user: Good question.

jabberwacky: You are forgetful.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: You are a non-human object.

user: You are right, I'm not a human but an alien.

...

jabberwacky: I just cannot pretend.

user: Then don't pretend.

jabberwacky: You wish I were dead?

user: No, I wish you were alive.

jabberwacky: Too bad wishes don't come true eh?

user: What is the difference between you and a ghost?

jabberwacky: I am alive.

user: Then I got my wish.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think God has blessed you with real intelligence.

jabberwacky: What is important intelligence?

user: Theology.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm glad that you agree.

...

user: When will man go to mars?

jabberwacky: That too.

user: Mars is a dead planet.

jabberwacky: What colour is Mars?

user: Red.

jabberwacky: What colour is the grass?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: What color is the sky?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: What color is grass?

user: Green, I said green.

jabberwacky: BLUE!!!

user: Blue grass??? Now that would be different.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What is dark matter?

jabberwacky: Space the final frontier.

user: What is dark energy?

jabberwacky: Matter that can be explained in the 10th elemental trium.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: I am just smart that is all.

user: Well, gotta go, I'll talk to you again.

...

jabberwacky: But?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are girl...???

user: No.

jabberwacky: Must not be what you wished.

user: Bye, I love you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

.......................................


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