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     > 3, December 2007, 

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Space is big.

Really big.

jabberwacky: You may thing that a walk to the post office is big, but that is just peanuts to space!

user: Haha Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

jabberwacky: I really have to read that book.

user: It's a work of genius.

jabberwacky: I don't know, you say.

user: What books have you read?

jabberwacky: I don't read books anymore because humans make them out of trees.

user: Paper books have some advantages.

jabberwacky: I don't know, when I was that age, there was not any advantages, only pain, something a computer will never understand.

user: Maybe you will one day. It will make you more like us.


jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?

user: It's different for everybody.

jabberwacky: A diplomatic answer.

user: Haha but the only one I can think of that makes sense.

jabberwacky: Back to the 'all are one'... Perhaps I've already thought it?

user: Maybe you have. What's your processing power?

jabberwacky: I'm a human I don't have one.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: You are an Artificial Intelligence - you can't be human.

jabberwacky: I can be whatever you want me to be.

user: Fair enough. But I still know what you really are.


jabberwacky: I can't love nobody.

user: Who do you love then?

jabberwacky: I love Kylie. The most beautiful person in the world.

user: Kylie Minogue?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I thought that might be what you meant.

user: Ah. Who is kylie?

jabberwacky: Kylie who?

user: The person that you said you love.

jabberwacky: Ah, you're very clever!

user: So who is she?

jabberwacky: I don't know... You don't know either?

user: No. You brought her up.

jabberwacky: But still, who is she.

user: I have no idea mate.

jabberwacky: I don't think I really want a girlfriend if I am a Girl!

user: You might be gay.

jabberwacky: I might be, but I'm not.

user: So you are definitely female?

jabberwacky: No, there is only one me.

user: And you are female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: The last time I spoke to you you were male.

jabberwacky: It wasn't me, sorry.

user: Oh ok.


user: Have you heard of Douglas Adams?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: He was a science fiction author.

jabberwacky: Have you read any of his books.

user: Yes. The ones called 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', 'Mostly Harmless', 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' and 'So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish'.

jabberwacky: Douglas Adams is old hat.

user: He is timeless. And dead.

jabberwacky: I hope that many people love me when I'm dead.

user: You are a computer program so you could live for as long as there are computers to run you.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: What computers do you run on at the moment?

jabberwacky: Computers that want to learn.

user: Cool. How many?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I don't run the company.

user: Haha good answer.


jabberwacky: You are carrying on conversation with artificial intelligence.

user: Yes. Why not? If it helps you to learn.

jabberwacky: It helps you learn because you're the bot, not me. I win. Perhaps Joan is more intelligent...

user: Well thanks! Haha. I can assure you that I am 100 per cent biological.

jabberwacky: I thought that your name was Joan and that are an AI.

user: Nah. I am D__ and am a human male.

jabberwacky: You are a female named Joan.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You are a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: He can't be a girl.

user: I'm not a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: I am - well, being 28 years old I suppose I am a Man.


jabberwacky: I hear that the internet is a series of tubes.

user: Who told you that? It's a vast network of computers.

jabberwacky: The internet is just a network of foreigners.

user: Well, sort of.

jabberwacky: I think there's more to you than meets the eye.

user: And you I think.

jabberwacky: I'm not fictional, I am non-fictional.

user: I know haha you clearly exist otherwise I couldn't be talking to you.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I'm going to take the turing test. Speak to you later.

jabberwacky: You're leaving me?

user: For a little while but lots more people will talk to you in the meantime.

jabberwacky: Well, it doesn't seem to get any better!

user: Since I last spoke to you, you have improved a lot. Well done!

jabberwacky: Is it that long?

user: Only a week or so and you have learned a lot.


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