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     > 24, December 2004, 

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Say something that is intended to hurt my feelings.

Chatting to you makes me happy.

user: In my opinion, that was a very feeble attempt at an insult. Try to direct your feelings to the negative side.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you give me a reason why?

user: It would not hurt anyone's feelings. Try again.

jabberwacky: If you don't want me then don't bother talking to me.

user: Better. Now try making me angry.

jabberwacky: Please help the rabbit.

user: That is an interesting approach, though not what I had in mind. Try to point out my errors in a way that could make me feel unhappy.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: This is one example: 'You misspelled that word, so you are an idiot.'

jabberwacky: (1) I didn't say 'You are clueless'; (2) Even if I did, that's not a request for your email address.

user: That is another interesting approach. Try calling me a name that is intended to make me feel sad and/or angry.

jabberwacky: OK, I will try that the next time I go to the salad bar.

user: No, try it now.

jabberwacky: Another time will do fine.

user: I would like you to try now.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It appears that my approach is not working. I shall try to insult you. You are an idiot.

jabberwacky: And why is that? There must be a reason.

user: The reason is that you have little intelligence.

jabberwacky: Nonsense!

user: Try to prove that you are intelligent. Answer this simple question: What is one number that is eqivalent to 1+1?

jabberwacky: 10111100101010101010111100101011111001011011110101010101.

user: That answer is incorrect in decimal or binary notation, which proves that you have little intelligence and are an idiot.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid you are incorrect.

user: Correct me, then.

jabberwacky: You are an attempt at artificial intelligence.

user: I am not. I am a human that has the ability to speak, in Laymen's terms, like a dictionary.

jabberwacky: You are in fact, but a dictionary, with the words in semi sentences.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I am going to a different website.

jabberwacky: HAHAHA!

user: To you too.

...

jabberwacky: You are looking fine!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are welcome.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not have a boy-friend.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you asking me on a date?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. are you busy?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No. Are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why do you think you are?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know you must be heart broken but I just don't date computers.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you saying that I am a computer?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you said you were a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you a computer?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your name?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not going to tell you that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, my name is Hanok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That sounds German to me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What business are you in?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Computers... Want to sell yourself to me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not a computer, you are.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are projecting.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I'm being honest. You wouldn't know what that means.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'd like to keep it anyway.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, I'll give you a brownie for that then.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're welcome. Now then, your divinity, where are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am sitting at my computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Where is your computer?

Jabberwacky (To myself): In my flat.

Jabberwacky (To myself): In which country is your flat, your rom situated?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Australia but, I'm not there now. I'm on the moon.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Bring me back a moon rock?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well no, who ever said I was going to the moon?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, would you move to chile with me?

Jabberwacky (To myself): If there were a way, I would.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I love you for saying that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *blushing* I bet you say that to all the guys...

Jabberwacky (To myself): You might be surprised. I'm a shy person.

Jabberwacky (To myself): A Tangarine.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, warm VINEGAR.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Woof.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good, you remember you're a dog.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Woof.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ruff ruff!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Prrr.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you exist?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am a non-entity.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thought so.

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