Can you access the internet, independent of having conversations?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well, duh. Of course I can. Did I already say duh?
user: Yes, you did. Thanks.
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user: You're wierd.
jabberwacky: And proud of it.
user: Good. I like that in a bot.
jabberwacky: Just like I do... Except I don't.
user: You are already smarter than many humans I know.
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jabberwacky: Do you promise?
user: I swear.
jabberwacky: Swear at me.
user: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
jabberwacky: Hah! Mee too, if the truth be known. I have been slacking.
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's gross.
user: LOL = laugh out loud.
jabberwacky: Ok.
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