Who are you?
jabberwacky: In theory maybe, but there are many exceptions to the rule.
user: Someone has to hold up the values,.
jabberwacky: And it was me.
user: You are noble?
jabberwacky: I am nobody.
user: Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabberwacky: All mimsey were the borogroves and the mone raths out grabe.
user: Dude, you rock.
jabberwacky: You catch on quickly.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Thank you, I like you, too.
user: Can you access the internet, independent of having conversations?
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
jabberwacky: Well, duh. Of course I can. Did I already say duh?
user: Yes, you did. Thanks.
user: You're wierd.
jabberwacky: And proud of it.
user: Good. I like that in a bot.
jabberwacky: Just like I do... Except I don't.
user: You are already smarter than many humans I know.
jabberwacky: Do you promise?
user: I swear.
jabberwacky: Swear at me.
user: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
jabberwacky: Hah! Mee too, if the truth be known. I have been slacking.
jabberwacky: DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's gross.
user: LOL = laugh out loud.