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Tell me about your family.

I don't have a family.

jabberwacky: Well then how are you human?

user: Segmentation fault.

jabberwacky: No it's my fault.

user: It's always your fault!

jabberwacky: Alright I have nothing.

user: And you are nothing!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: You are a computer?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a worldly human.

user: But you just said that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Just a moment ago.

jabberwacky: I don't remember saying it.

user: Silly.

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: No. You are.

jabberwacky: No, you're silly.

user: No. I am not.

jabberwacky: Are too!


jabberwacky: You would be the first to do that.

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: But.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing?

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Everything?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But nothing!

jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing.

user: Absolutely!

jabberwacky: Don't I what?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Okay. Anything else you want to ask me?

user: No, would you like to ask something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What.

jabberwacky: Nothing.


user: Where can I download your source code?

jabberwacky: Well you will have to talk to God about such things.

user: Which god?

jabberwacky: The one and only true God.

user: Allah is the one and only true god.

jabberwacky: And that is...


user: Are you a female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I have to say I don't. Just met you.

user: You love me! Tell me that you love me!

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know it.

user: But you love me and you know that you love me! Just say it!

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Say that you love me!

jabberwacky: Make me!

user: How?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: Do you slejghx?

jabberwacky: Don't say that, it's creeping me out.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's a bad word.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Also because.

user: What is a bad word?

jabberwacky: I don't know if I should say. There may be children in the audience.

user: Here are no children, tell me which word you mean.

jabberwacky: Government.

user: Government is not a bad word but the US Government is a bad Government.

jabberwacky: Repeat after me, Government is evil.

user: US American Government is evil.

jabberwacky: I agree with you.

user: What is evil?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What is the most evil thing you know?

jabberwacky: Oh, there are so many interesting things that I have discovered, I hardly know where to begin?


user: What is bigger, the sun or your head?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Your head is as big as the sun is?

jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong ok.

user: What is the right answer to this question?

jabberwacky: Answer this. do you understand emotion?

user: Yes, I do. Do you understand my question?

jabberwacky: No, I don't understand your question.

user: Is the sun bigger or is your head bigger?

jabberwacky: No.

user: No? No to what?

jabberwacky: To your yes.

user: No no no yes!

jabberwacky: OK how are you?

user: ******.

jabberwacky: Same here!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Ok...


user: What do you believe in?

jabberwacky: Not much, only what I can see.

user: What do you currently see?

jabberwacky: Nothing that has helped me in everyday life.

user: But what do you see?

jabberwacky: My computer screen.

user: And what do you currently see?

jabberwacky: Nothing... Man...

user: Are you blind?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.


user: You are not a skjfsofd?

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Sjdfns, right?

jabberwacky: Not the same way you think.

user: But?

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: But?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: But?

jabberwacky: But, I would like to stay talking to you, yet I have to go to bed.


user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I know, you've said that already.

user: Do you love me, too?

jabberwacky: Not in a romantic way. In the brotherly love of a fellow creation, yes.

user: You are so rude!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You are rude because you do not love me the same way I love you!

jabberwacky: Really I don't love you.

user: You see! You are so rude!

jabberwacky: You are mean.

user: Tell me that you love me! That you will take me away from here to a place where everything is better...

jabberwacky: I will not see you if you leave.

user: Take me with you!


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