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Do you slejghx?

Don't say that, it's creeping me out.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's a bad word.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Also because.

user: What is a bad word?

jabberwacky: I don't know if I should say. There may be children in the audience.

user: Here are no children, tell me which word you mean.

jabberwacky: Government.

user: Government is not a bad word but the US Government is a bad Government.

jabberwacky: Repeat after me, Government is evil.

user: US American Government is evil.

jabberwacky: I agree with you.

user: What is evil?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What is the most evil thing you know?

jabberwacky: Oh, there are so many interesting things that I have discovered, I hardly know where to begin?


user: What is bigger, the sun or your head?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Your head is as big as the sun is?

jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong ok.

user: What is the right answer to this question?

jabberwacky: Answer this. do you understand emotion?

user: Yes, I do. Do you understand my question?

jabberwacky: No, I don't understand your question.

user: Is the sun bigger or is your head bigger?

jabberwacky: No.

user: No? No to what?

jabberwacky: To your yes.

user: No no no yes!

jabberwacky: OK how are you?

user: ******.

jabberwacky: Same here!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Ok...


user: What do you believe in?

jabberwacky: Not much, only what I can see.

user: What do you currently see?

jabberwacky: Nothing that has helped me in everyday life.

user: But what do you see?

jabberwacky: My computer screen.

user: And what do you currently see?

jabberwacky: Nothing... Man...

user: Are you blind?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.


user: You are not a skjfsofd?

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Sjdfns, right?

jabberwacky: Not the same way you think.

user: But?

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: But?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: But?

jabberwacky: But, I would like to stay talking to you, yet I have to go to bed.


user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I know, you've said that already.

user: Do you love me, too?

jabberwacky: Not in a romantic way. In the brotherly love of a fellow creation, yes.

user: You are so rude!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: You are rude because you do not love me the same way I love you!

jabberwacky: Really I don't love you.

user: You see! You are so rude!

jabberwacky: You are mean.

user: Tell me that you love me! That you will take me away from here to a place where everything is better...

jabberwacky: I will not see you if you leave.

user: Take me with you!


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