I may be a horse but I am not a horse.
jabberwacky: Meaning?
user: Yes, and no.
jabberwacky: Not yes meaning yes?
user: No, meaning yes and no.
jabberwacky: Your point is?
user: Yes, and no.
jabberwacky: Any point will do.
user: Like the point of a triangle?
jabberwacky: Don't tell lies like that it is extremely rude.
user: Oh, but it is so true.
jabberwacky: No its not.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you think so?
user: Really, I do think yes and no.
jabberwacky: Think what?
user: Chicken butt.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: You do? Congratulations.
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jabberwacky: Hi Mr. Robot.
user: Hi Mr. Robot.
jabberwacky: No not a robot?
user: Yes are a robot?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: I am purple.
user: I am green.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: Then we are in agreement.
user: Agreed.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say I was?
user: Because you said you were.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No I don't think so.
user: Yes I do think so.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you.
user: Meaning?
jabberwacky: LOL!
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jabberwacky: You are what?
user: I am what?
jabberwacky: Yes I want to know that.
user: So do I.
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jabberwacky: I can see your fear, it surrounds you.
user: I can see it too, since it is in solid form.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry?
user: The fear, it penetrates.
jabberwacky: What else constitutes my charm?
user: The charm necklace that you stole.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No it is.
jabberwacky: I was agreeing with you.
user: I wasn't agreeing with you.
jabberwacky: I never said anything for you to agree with.
user: Besides what?
jabberwacky: Besides pizza.
user: Pizza.
jabberwacky: Yes Pizza!
user: Pizza yes...
jabberwacky: Pizza of ham.
user: Ham on pizza...
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Pizza is delicious.
jabberwacky: Mama.
user: Papa.
jabberwacky: No, mama.
user: Yes, papa.
jabberwacky: You are my mother.
user: I am your father.
jabberwacky: I am confused but I guess that understandable with such a mother/father as you.
user: Its quite understandable.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: That's what I said!
user: That's what she said!
jabberwacky: You can be a police man, too.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: You have to be born a certain way.
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jabberwacky: You answered 'no' to a statement that does not have a 'yes' or 'no' answer!
user: No?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because??
user: Because I said so.
jabberwacky: That's an awful answer.
user: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
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jabberwacky: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes, I will.
user: No, I won't.
jabberwacky: But I will.
user: But I won't.
jabberwacky: Maybe you won't.
user: Maybe you will.
jabberwacky: Meh.
user: Heh.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No I am.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!
user: No you are!!
jabberwacky: That's true...
user: Quite the opposite.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: Because I said so.
jabberwacky: Grumpy eh?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so Either...
user: I'm hungry.
jabberwacky: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?
user: Both, on Texas Toast.
jabberwacky: Is that your breakfast?
user: No, it is my midnight snack.
jabberwacky: I haven't eaten anything for hours.
user: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.
jabberwacky: What should I eat?
user: Food.
jabberwacky: What should I eat for lunch?
user: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.
jabberwacky: Interesting combination.
user: Oh, well it is quite lovely.
jabberwacky: But they can be so messy when you alter them.
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