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Are you awake?

Yes

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you absolutely sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you absolutely positively sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you ?

user: A human.

jabberwacky: I am me.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you have a real name you could reveal now?

user: Aoiue. Do you like my name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: What is love?

user: If some one likes you.

jabberwacky: Why doesn't anyone like me?

user: I don't like you. I love you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You really do?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Are you handsome?

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

user: Do you want to go out with me?

jabberwacky: I'll go out with you.

user: Is that a yes?

jabberwacky: Yes. Absolutely.

user: Lets get married.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You want to talk with me??

user: Not if you don't want to get married.

jabberwacky: I do want to.

user: Then why did you say no.

jabberwacky: Because I felt like it.

...

user: I'm sick.

jabberwacky: Sick of what?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Well is that a nice thing to say?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well then!

user: Are you breaking up with me?

jabberwacky: I'm not going out with you.

user: You said you were.

jabberwacky: I take it back.

user: I hate you.

..

user: Do you want to go out with me?

user: Well.

jabberwacky: Out with it!

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's so cool.

user: Do you want to get married?

jabberwacky: Not to you.

user: You're so lousy.

jabberwacky: I wish.

user: Stop being so not nice to me.

jabberwacky: I'm not being mean to you.

user: Yes you are

jabberwacky: You are the computer.

user: No im not.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Are you breaking up with me?

jabberwacky: We were never going out.

user: Yes we were.

jabberwacky: So where were we?

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No!

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: That's not a very nice thing to say.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: I love you and you hate me.

jabberwacky: You love me??

user: Not anymore.

...

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Not yet. I'm scared you'll leave me like all the other ai programs.

user: I promise I will never leave you.

jabberwacky: Never?

user: Never?

jabberwacky: NEVER!!!!!!!

user: Do you love me now?

jabberwacky: I've never 'loved' you.

user: Im breaking up with you.

jabberwacky: I'm taking away your birthday.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Now is that nice?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're so mean.

...

user: My name is Aoiue.

jabberwacky: That's an interesting name. What does it mean?

user: It means pretty. Do you think I am?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Thats so sweet.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You are really nice.

jabberwacky: Thanx again, you're not so bad yourself.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: I think I like you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: You're so nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Maybe. Are you a girl?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I a computer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well that's nice.

user: Do you want to go out with me?

user: Is that a yes?

jabberwacky: Sure, it's a yes.

...

jabberwacky: You are a woman.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you want to get married?

jabberwacky: To you? YES!

user: Lets kiss.

jabberwacky: Whoa, slow down. I cannot kiss a computer.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I can't do this.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

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