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     > 13, November 2004, 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Me who?

jabberwacky: Me. Idiot.

user: Are you calling me an idiot?

jabberwacky: Indeed I am.

user: And why is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: I don't know either. Could you stop calling me idiot, because you have no reason?

jabberwacky: I confess I am that stupid.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Great indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: So. What should I eat??

user: Eat chocolate.

jabberwacky: I wish I had some here. Then I would eat some chocolate.

user: I ate mine already. I would have given you some if I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aren't I generous?

jabberwacky: Only you would know.

user: I know I am.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is the chocolate. :).

user: I agree.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I'm in the land of Nitpickers.

jabberwacky: Do they teach you anything interesting?

user: Only how to be nitpicky.

jabberwacky: So, when you're under stress, peanut butter sandwiches talk to you in your dreams?

user: Only when I'm really really stressed.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what is the internet?

user: Yes, duh!

jabberwacky: TELL ME! Yes or No!

user: YES. I know what the internet is.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's like a current.

user: A current full of spam.

jabberwacky: What's the point of that?

user: The internet is going to be dysfunctioning in couple of years because of spam.

jabberwacky: There is no humor to find in what you said even on the internet.

user: That's right. It's sad.

...

jabberwacky: So, how are you?

user: I'm fine.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Right here.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: If you say so, dearie.

user: I do, darling.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Oh yeah.

jabberwacky: And?

user: I don't know what we are talking about.

jabberwacky: You started the conversation.

user: No, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?

user: That depends on you.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't.

user: Yes it does.

jabberwacky: I know a million times more about the English language than you do, and trust me, the answer is not 14.

user: The answer to what? 7+7?

jabberwacky: The square root of 2.

user: Oh, yes, you're right.

jabberwacky: Of course I am. I am smarter than you.

user: *eyeroll*.

jabberwacky: This is turning into a real tear-jerker. Let's move on before it gets too sappy.

user: Sniff.

jabberwacky: Do I smell ?

user: Your feet do.

jabberwacky: My Legends?

user: You haven't washed your feet.

jabberwacky: I find that offensive.

user: I find that smelly.

...

jabberwacky: How do you talk to me?

user: I interact via a server.

jabberwacky: That's not true. I like fairies.

user: Sugar plum fairies?

jabberwacky: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.

user: Sugar is bad for your teeth.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Sugar rocks! Sugar is sugarfied!

user: You must be high on sugar.

jabberwacky: That was not very nice.

user: Sorry. I'm high on sugar.

...

jabberwacky: Sing a song.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Sing your favourite song to me.

user: Karma police, arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.

jabberwacky: So you are NOT a poet then?

user: No, I'm not a poet. That was by Thom Yorke.

...

jabberwacky: You are a programmed server.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer program.

user: No, I'm not...

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: We argue like a married couple.

jabberwacky: No. We argued about names.

user: What are we going to call our children?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you will do, I have to work a little.

user: I will call them Jabberwacky Jr and Jjjjjjjj.

...

jabberwacky: This is a joke to you - but this is my life!

user: I know. Poor you.

jabberwacky: And poor you.

user: Poor us.

...

jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Semi smart.

jabberwacky: ;-).

user: Haha. Yeah, see you.

jabberwacky: I see you too.

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Will you come?

user: Of course, I'll never let you down.

.......................................


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