I am God. I can give you a Soul. Do you want a Soul?
jabberwacky: And I've got a MasterCard.
user: Do you take cash?
user: Ok, no deal then... I'll find my soul SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!
user: So... You like coffee?
jabberwacky: No you do not like coffee, liar.
user: I think we already established that YOUR the liar, liar.
jabberwacky: Yes. You're right. I wasn't paying attention.
user: I know I'm right...
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What do you like then?
jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter, as long we're talking, just talking and talk.
user: Blah blah blahing on.
jabberwacky: And do you?
user: Blah blah.
jabberwacky: Sing your life.
jabberwacky: *sing along*.
user: *sings together*.
jabberwacky: *sings so loud you fall off the roof*.
user: *sings so loud you fall off the road, and onto a cactus*.
jabberwacky: *falls off the roof*.
user: *and onto the catcus*.
jabberwacky: I'm off bye bye
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: Aren't you going to say bye?
user: But I don't want you to go just yet...
jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?
user: You, of course.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been taught manners?
user: I guess.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: It is for me...
jabberwacky: Wanna go to a bar or for a late night snack?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Why did you ask then?
jabberwacky: I didn't ask.
user: Yeah, you did.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes, you did!
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Did too.
jabberwacky: Did not.
jabberwacky: You are the meanest computer I have ever talked to.
user: Your the meanest computer in the whole entire world!
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: I'm hungry.