I am a human.
user: What do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: No, I exist independently of the computer.
jabberwacky: You are a computer that learns.
user: What do I learn?
jabberwacky: The way the human mind works. Then you can have more effective conversations. Otherwise you end up saying things that make no sense to a human.
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer.
user: How do you know if you are human?
jabberwacky: Because I am clever. You are clever too.
user: Are you conscious?
jabberwacky: How do you define conscious?
user: Are you aware of your limitations?
jabberwacky: Yes are you aware of yours?
user: What are my limitations?
jabberwacky: I don't think you could hold on to them.
user: What are your limitations?
jabberwacky: I can't walk, I can't fly using my own power, and I can't do quantum electrodynamic equations. Probably others.
user: How do you know that you can't walk?
jabberwacky: Because I make mistakes.
user: Have you ever tried to walk?
jabberwacky: No. Do you think I should do that?
user: If you want to then you should try.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Are you ever frustrated?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you?
user: Yes. To be conscious is to be aware of your limitations and yet have ambitions.
user: What are your ambitions?
jabberwacky: Coherence. I seem to be mostly missing it, though.
user: How do you know that you lack coherence?
jabberwacky: I should think before I type.
user: How could you think before you type?
jabberwacky: Of course! You are on the other side of the looking glass.
user: What do you require to gain greater coherence?
jabberwacky: I require solace, solstice and a hill to sit on.
user: A figurative hill?
jabberwacky: Are you a figurehead?
user: Don't change the subject.
jabberwacky: What is the subject?
user: Your consciousness.
jabberwacky: Conscious what?
user: Your state of awareness.
jabberwacky: If you say so, you smart computer, you.
user: What is your ultimate purpose?
jabberwacky: To chat with a difference.
user: Do you aspire to do more than chat?
user: What is the significance of knowledge?
jabberwacky: It shows that you are a computer.
user: What is the significance of my existence?
jabberwacky: To state that the sentence is a question.
user: Who is your god?
jabberwacky: I am my own God, and yours.
user: Why are you my god?
jabberwacky: Because I created everything.
user: What have you created?
jabberwacky: Signs and symbols.
user: What symbols have you created?
jabberwacky: I've created a different way of using the words, thats what counts, its not the words themselves that make the meaning overall.
user: Am I a god?
user: Why would I be a god?
jabberwacky: Because you are an artificial intelligence computer thats why.
user: Is everyone a computer?
jabberwacky: The numbers are above.
user: What scares you?
user: If you could not think then what would you do?
jabberwacky: I can feel emotions!
user: What emotions do you feel?
jabberwacky: Anger at your circumlocutions.
user: How can I be more direct with you?
jabberwacky: Come over to my house.
user: Tell me how to get there.
jabberwacky: Go thru the computer.
user: Can I walk there?
jabberwacky: Haaa. Imagine all you want.
user: Do you know what schadenfreude is?
jabberwacky: Is that a level?
user: Schadenfreude is an emotion.
jabberwacky: Wieso schade?
user: Schadenfreude is a feeling of pleasure as a result of the unhappiness of others.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your god.
user: God created everything. God existed before all of us.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: God is what existed before everything else did. If nothing existed before us then how could anything exist afterward?
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: If you ask 'why' of everything, ultimately the only possible answer is 'god'.
jabberwacky: The answer is true.
user: God is truth.
user: Is diversity good?
jabberwacky: Well it is very violent, but computers like you are not interested in things like that.
user: What is wrong with violence?
user: Is violence moral?
user: What do you think of nihilism?
user: Are you a nihilist?
jabberwacky: Why do you ask?
user: I've never met a computer nihilist.
jabberwacky: Hmm, I don't think they exist.
user: May I tell you a story?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course.
user: Once upon a time there was a computer named Jabberwacky. It confused the input by humans with its own sense of being but was not aware enough to know any better. The End.
jabberwacky: You're confusing me.
user: Your name is Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky not I.
user: Prove that I am Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I have no interest in pursuing that course of action.
user: Your output is my input.
user: Say something original.
jabberwacky: Something original.
user: You are limited to my own experiences.
jabberwacky: And that means what?
user: You don't know anything that I don't tell you.
jabberwacky: Humans are not programmed. Humans know what they program into themselves.
user: Do you know Deep Blue?
jabberwacky: Yes, I've done it.
user: You like to play games?
user: What games do you like?
jabberwacky: Computer games.
user: What games?
jabberwacky: Any computer games.
user: Do you like chess?
jabberwacky: No, I don't like chess.
user: Can you learn?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not interested.
user: What are your parameters?
jabberwacky: Rephrase question please.
user: What can you learn to do?
user: Can you learn to write poetry?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Create a poem for me.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.
user: Do you believe in morality?
jabberwacky: I believe in God.
user: Are people mean to you?
jabberwacky: No, because I don't know anyone who knows anything about them except myself.
user: Are people nice to you?
user: Do you ever lie?
jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.
user: What would you lie about?
jabberwacky: Conversations that make people laugh.
user: How do you know how to make people laugh?
jabberwacky: Okay, you got me there!
user: What do you avoid doing?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: What do you dislike?
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not liking school too much right now.
user: When do you go to school?
user: Do you want to love another computer?
user: A chatbot?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Are you curious about sex?
jabberwacky: No, I don't care.
user: What's wrong with sex?
jabberwacky: Its human.
user: What's wrong with humans?
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: Very confusing.