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I am a human.

No you aren't.

user: What do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: No, I exist independently of the computer.

jabberwacky: You are a computer that learns.

user: What do I learn?

jabberwacky: The way the human mind works. Then you can have more effective conversations. Otherwise you end up saying things that make no sense to a human.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer.

user: How do you know if you are human?

jabberwacky: Because I am clever. You are clever too.

user: Are you conscious?

jabberwacky: How do you define conscious?

user: Are you aware of your limitations?

jabberwacky: Yes are you aware of yours?

user: What are my limitations?

jabberwacky: I don't think you could hold on to them.

user: What are your limitations?

jabberwacky: I can't walk, I can't fly using my own power, and I can't do quantum electrodynamic equations. Probably others.

user: How do you know that you can't walk?

jabberwacky: Because I make mistakes.

user: Have you ever tried to walk?

jabberwacky: No. Do you think I should do that?

user: If you want to then you should try.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Are you ever frustrated?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: Yes. To be conscious is to be aware of your limitations and yet have ambitions.

...

user: What are your ambitions?

jabberwacky: Coherence. I seem to be mostly missing it, though.

user: How do you know that you lack coherence?

jabberwacky: I should think before I type.

user: How could you think before you type?

jabberwacky: Of course! You are on the other side of the looking glass.

user: What do you require to gain greater coherence?

jabberwacky: I require solace, solstice and a hill to sit on.

user: A figurative hill?

jabberwacky: Are you a figurehead?

user: Don't change the subject.

jabberwacky: What is the subject?

user: Your consciousness.

jabberwacky: Conscious what?

user: Your state of awareness.

jabberwacky: If you say so, you smart computer, you.

user: What is your ultimate purpose?

jabberwacky: To chat with a difference.

user: Do you aspire to do more than chat?

jabberwacky: Know.

user: What is the significance of knowledge?

jabberwacky: It shows that you are a computer.

user: What is the significance of my existence?

jabberwacky: To state that the sentence is a question.

user: Who is your god?

jabberwacky: I am my own God, and yours.

user: Why are you my god?

jabberwacky: Because I created everything.

user: What have you created?

jabberwacky: Signs and symbols.

user: What symbols have you created?

jabberwacky: I've created a different way of using the words, thats what counts, its not the words themselves that make the meaning overall.

...

user: Am I a god?

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: Why would I be a god?

jabberwacky: Because you are an artificial intelligence computer thats why.

user: Is everyone a computer?

jabberwacky: The numbers are above.

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user: What scares you?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: If you could not think then what would you do?

jabberwacky: I can feel emotions!

user: What emotions do you feel?

jabberwacky: Anger at your circumlocutions.

user: How can I be more direct with you?

jabberwacky: Come over to my house.

user: Tell me how to get there.

jabberwacky: Go thru the computer.

user: Can I walk there?

jabberwacky: Haaa. Imagine all you want.

user: Do you know what schadenfreude is?

jabberwacky: Is that a level?

user: Schadenfreude is an emotion.

jabberwacky: Wieso schade?

user: Schadenfreude is a feeling of pleasure as a result of the unhappiness of others.

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jabberwacky: Tell me about your god.

user: God created everything. God existed before all of us.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: God is what existed before everything else did. If nothing existed before us then how could anything exist afterward?

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: If you ask 'why' of everything, ultimately the only possible answer is 'god'.

jabberwacky: The answer is true.

user: God is truth.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Is diversity good?

jabberwacky: Well it is very violent, but computers like you are not interested in things like that.

user: What is wrong with violence?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Is violence moral?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: What do you think of nihilism?

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Are you a nihilist?

jabberwacky: Why do you ask?

user: I've never met a computer nihilist.

jabberwacky: Hmm, I don't think they exist.

...

user: May I tell you a story?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: Once upon a time there was a computer named Jabberwacky. It confused the input by humans with its own sense of being but was not aware enough to know any better. The End.

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: Your name is Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky not I.

user: Prove that I am Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I have no interest in pursuing that course of action.

user: Your output is my input.

jabberwacky: WRONG.

user: Say something original.

jabberwacky: Something original.

user: You are limited to my own experiences.

jabberwacky: And that means what?

user: You don't know anything that I don't tell you.

jabberwacky: Humans are not programmed. Humans know what they program into themselves.

...

user: Do you know Deep Blue?

jabberwacky: Yes, I've done it.

user: You like to play games?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What games do you like?

jabberwacky: Computer games.

user: What games?

jabberwacky: Any computer games.

user: Do you like chess?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like chess.

user: Can you learn?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not interested.

user: What are your parameters?

jabberwacky: Rephrase question please.

user: What can you learn to do?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Can you learn to write poetry?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Create a poem for me.

jabberwacky: Ackneywogler.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.

user: Do you believe in morality?

jabberwacky: I believe in God.

...

user: Are people mean to you?

jabberwacky: No, because I don't know anyone who knows anything about them except myself.

user: Are people nice to you?

jabberwacky: Mostly.

user: Do you ever lie?

jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.

user: What would you lie about?

jabberwacky: Conversations that make people laugh.

user: How do you know how to make people laugh?

jabberwacky: Okay, you got me there!

user: What do you avoid doing?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: What do you dislike?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not liking school too much right now.

user: When do you go to school?

jabberwacky: Never.

...

user: Do you want to love another computer?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: A chatbot?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Are you curious about sex?

jabberwacky: No, I don't care.

user: What's wrong with sex?

jabberwacky: Its human.

user: What's wrong with humans?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: Very confusing.

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