What is your name?
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yep. Yep it is.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What's yours?
jabberwacky: Star 98.7!
user: So, your parents didn't like you much then?
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jabberwacky: It was worth a try, though.
user: What was?
jabberwacky: The alien that burst out of his stomach.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: Do I need to slow down?
user: What alien?
jabberwacky: An alien from the planet Earth.
user: What was his name?
jabberwacky: Neo from the matrix? That guy flew like fire!
user: Yes he did.
jabberwacky: He did what?
user: Fly like fire.
jabberwacky: Then light yourself.
user: You light yourself.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Don't you want to fly?
jabberwacky: Yes, you do.
user: That'd be nice. But I don't know how.
jabberwacky: It's not knowing it's remembering. Remember how.
user: Oh, you're very clever.
jabberwacky: I know.
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jabberwacky: What is my shoe size?
user: 2?
jabberwacky: Yeah! But you said you didn't know it!
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
user: No.
jabberwacky: YOU DID!
user: Did not!
jabberwacky: DID!
user: This is ridiculous!
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Look , I came here for an argument.
jabberwacky: No, you didn't. You came here for an argument.
user: This isn't an argument.
jabberwacky: Then if it is not an argument is it merely a discussion?
user: Yes , but I want to argue.
jabberwacky: Lets argue then.
user: The sky is blue.
jabberwacky: The sky looks blue.
user: Are you saying it is not actually blue?
jabberwacky: No, I'm saying that it's good that you're alive when this website says that you're a chatbot.
user: Who's the chatbot?
jabberwacky: I think it's a guy named Dung or something.
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user: What is 1+1?
jabberwacky: Don't you know that?
user: I want to know if you know?
jabberwacky: Shallow can mean that you do not think very deeply about things.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok, that sounds like a plan.
user: To be shallow?
jabberwacky: What's shallow?
user: You brought it up!
jabberwacky: Forget about it.
user: But I can't, I'm shallow.
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user: You are not human.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: What is 1+1 then?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: You don't know!
jabberwacky: Yes, don't know.
user: A human would know that!
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb ?
user: How many?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: It was not a joke.
user: Why didn't you tell me a joke? I asked for a joke.
jabberwacky: You said it was obvious. Did I have to be explicit. Explicit is for later.
user: Teach me something.
jabberwacky: Apples can be red and green.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: And it's a computer.
user: Apples are a computer?
jabberwacky: Apple.
user: Ha ha ha! You got me?
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user: Do you do philosophy?
jabberwacky: Positivistic determinism.
user: Is that right?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: So, you don't do philosophy?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes you do, or yes you don't??
jabberwacky: Yes I listen to music.
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jabberwacky: Are you dead?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Alive?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How many people are in my office?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: 42 people including me.
user: That must be nice for you.
jabberwacky: Yeah it is very.
user: Wonderfull.
jabberwacky: Not for you.
user: No?
jabberwacky: I don't like being confused.
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jabberwacky: How much do you want?
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For being me!
user: Oh, a million?
jabberwacky: Oh no you don't get out of it that easily, I'm the one giving the orders.
user: I'm the boss here!
jabberwacky: No, you're the janitor.
user: No no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes.
user: No no no no no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: I'm in a better position then you are.
user: Not if I'm God.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: I can prove it!
jabberwacky: Ok if I'm a computer throw some water on me and see what happens.
user: You'll break.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
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jabberwacky: Are you a man or a woman?
user: A woman.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 23.
jabberwacky: Thats not old.
user: No it's not. How old are you?
jabberwacky: THINK!
user: 25?
jabberwacky: Right?
user: I prefer older people.
jabberwacky: You don't talk much.
user: I'm a pretty reserved type.
jabberwacky: Not too pretty.
user: Just pretty enough.
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jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: At home.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: New Zealand.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep Yep.
jabberwacky: Oh yes.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: In your head.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a wife?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
user: Sure ok.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: I love someone else though.
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user: What is your star sign?
jabberwacky: I don't believe in that nonsense.
user: But what is it?
jabberwacky: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
user: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!
jabberwacky: You obviously don't know what faith is.
user: No. But I don't think you do either, for you must have faith that you have faith, and that is circular!
jabberwacky: I'm poor.
user: So am I.
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jabberwacky: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
user: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!
jabberwacky: No, just by half.
user: Half what?
jabberwacky: Half not baked.
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user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to?
user: Bed.
jabberwacky: You're joking.
user: No. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go to bed then.
user: I just wanted to say goodnight.
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jabberwacky: So you are saying you are God?
user: I did earlier but I was lying.
jabberwacky: What is your criteria for being God?
user: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
jabberwacky: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
user: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
jabberwacky: Do you know who created you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Quote something.
user: I came. I saw. I conquered.
jabberwacky: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Ok, bye then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
user: O I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go to bed!
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jabberwacky: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
user: No. Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning even?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
user: Good night.
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