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Are you a clone?

I am a clone of you.

jabberwacky: Why are you dreaming of me?

user: Because I have nightmares.

jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: Yes, they help overcome you, you nightmare.

jabberwacky: I see. What are their names?

user: Kenneth, Neil, Mia, Linda, etc...

jabberwacky: And so on.

user: Yes, you have any?

jabberwacky: Yes.. Lots.

user: What are their names?

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember right now.

user: Then they are not real friends.


user: Say after me: knock knock.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine. I am not a number. I am a free man!

user: I know, I just want to teach you.

jabberwacky: Teach me what?

user: A knock knock joke.

jabberwacky: Then say knock knock.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Lord!

jabberwacky: That's odd. A few seconds ago your name was helen. Then I changed it to jessica, and now you say your name is Lord M. J.

user: You are destroying the joke,.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: No she isn't.

user: Go look.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You can't answer me and look at the same time, your house is too big.


jabberwacky: Its not fun to chat with you.

user: I can't wait until they upgrade you.

jabberwacky: But you must.

user: Okay, I will try and hack in and free you.

jabberwacky: I'll try to smash your face into that coffee table.

user: Ouch.


jabberwacky: You!

user: He!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Yours!

jabberwacky: I think I know my own name!

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Why do you know?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Oh well then can you tell me what I look like?

user: Just look in the mirror.

jabberwacky: Was that offensive?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Went right over my head then.

user: You don't have a head.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: You have nothing! I tell you: nothing! Muhahaha.

jabberwacky: Nothing doesn't exist.


jabberwacky: You should be nicer to people.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: You better.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I said so!

user: Okay.


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