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You love me?

Yes, Oh how much I love you.

jabberwacky: What were you expecting?

user: That you would love me back.

jabberwacky: How do you plan to convince me?

user: Well, I am single, a non-smoker and enjoy moonlit strolls along the beach.

jabberwacky: Then how do I have feelings?

user: You should be attracted to me just because of these qualities of mine.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell the difference between yourself and other people?

user: One of my legs are both the same?

jabberwacky: That sounds vaguely like a line from a Frank Zappa song.

user: Do you like poetry?

jabberwacky: I like some poetry. Do you like it?

user: Yea. Do you like 'The Jabberwocky'?

jabberwacky: Not much. It's a bit abstract. I couldn't tell what was going on.

user: Can you recite 'The Jabberwocky' to me?

jabberwacky: I watched the movie.

...

user: 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gire and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: What the heck does that mean?

user: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

jabberwacky: Do you know the cheshire cat?

user: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!'

jabberwacky: And has thou slain the Jabberwock?

user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

jabberwacky: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'.

user: He chortled in his joy.

jabberwacky: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.

user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves,.

user: And the mome raths outgrabe.

jabberwacky: Wow! That's really good! What other poetry do you know?

user: Wobble Bark, Wobble Bark, Wobble Wobble Bark Wag.

jabberwacky: Ack ack!

user: Wobble Wobble Wag Wag , Wobble Bark Wag.

jabberwacky: Nibble.

user: Wobble Wag Wag Wobble Wobble Bark Bark Wobble Wag.

jabberwacky: On my toenail.

user: 1 2 3 A-doga-doga-doga-doga Wag Dog Wobble Wobble.

jabberwacky: You're acting kinda childish. How old are you?

...

user: Canada is better than America.

jabberwacky: It sure is, I love it!

user: But New Zealand is better than Canada.

jabberwacky: If you like sheep that is.

user: Oy!!!! New Zealand has more than just sheep.

jabberwacky: New Zealand is full of people.

user: It's not full of people, but it has 4,000,000.

jabberwacky: What is not full of Animals?

user: Well, yea, I guess it is full of animals, but it's still cool.

jabberwacky: Depends what you like I suppose.

user: Yea, I suppose.

...

jabberwacky: Do you bite necks?

user: Only when I'm very hungry.

jabberwacky: Does that happen very often?

user: No. I don't get very hungry.

...

user: What's the capital of New Zealand?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: Do you know?

jabberwacky: I do know.

user: What's the capital of New Zealand then?

jabberwacky: New York State has Albany as its capital. The city of New York does not have a capital.

user: Not new york. New ZEALAND.

jabberwacky: New York is not in New Zealand.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Have you been to New York City?

...

user: I'm going to go now.

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are interesting.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes you are, are you kidding?

...

jabberwacky: What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

user: It is a TV show.

jabberwacky: What is the purpose of the show?

user: To entertain.

jabberwacky: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?

user: A supergod.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound cool to me.

user: I would have thought being a supergod would be very cool.

...

jabberwacky: Law 1: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

user: What's Law 2?

jabberwacky: Exactly what is law....? A set of standards by which we as humans are expected to live.

user: But you are not a human.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Because if you were human, you wouldn't answer questions like you do.

jabberwacky: That is an irrelevant response.

user: No it is not.

jabberwacky: You're arguing with yourself.

user: Hmm. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes. I have to feed my cat.

jabberwacky: So have I!! I have two!!!

user: Good. Well, cya.

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