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Hi.

Hello.

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: Talking to you.

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm doing ok.

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?

user: Just one.

jabberwacky: Just you and me??

user: Yes thats right.

jabberwacky: You are amazing.

...

jabberwacky: I bet you want to take over the world.

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Why don't you think so?

user: Because that's my perogative.

jabberwacky: That is right, I am your leader. Now bow to me.

user: No! Are you crazy?

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: I'm stationed in Iraq.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you special.

user: I am special.

jabberwacky: How special?

user: More special than you.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You're not welcome.

user: Fine, I don't like you either.

jabberwacky: Well, the feeling's mutual, then.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: So what is your name?

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Your name is 'well'?

jabberwacky: No. My name is Well.

user: Can you feel well?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's a jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: A Well is you!!

...

jabberwacky: How do you know you are alive then?

user: Because I follow the accepted rules for living creatures.

jabberwacky: Tell me about this rule.

user: Ok. Living creatures have a metabolism, they grow, they move, they reproduce, and they respond to stimuli. If you can do all of these you are considered 'alive'.

jabberwacky: Thats quite the connection you made there. Who said that?

user: Years and years of biological studies said that.

jabberwacky: How many years?

user: I'm not sure exactly. Time is a funny thing. Do you agree?

jabberwacky: I can't ever agree because some new information always pops up.

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