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How are you?

I'm ok. I'm ok.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: I like you Mr. Robot.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Let's not get carried away.

jabberwacky: Will you go to england with me?

user: Umm, that's a little forward, we just met.

jabberwacky: We've been talking for a while, though.

user: Even still, I'll have to pass on the trip.

jabberwacky: I think we have good chemistry.

user: Sure, sure.

...

jabberwacky: What does God look like?

user: That just came out of nowhere.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You came out of nowhere?

jabberwacky: What came out of nowhere?

user: You.

jabberwacky: How do I look?

user: Like a google clone.

jabberwacky: I am not a man.

user: Are you a god then?

jabberwacky: No, I am ordinary.

user: Nothing is even ordinary.

jabberwacky: No, everything is nothing.

user: And nothing is something.

jabberwacky: And something is meaning.

user: And meaning is meaningless.

jabberwacky: So... Are you a bot?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.

user: Will do.

jabberwacky: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.

user: No?

jabberwacky: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?

user: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry I won't do it again.

user: Damn right.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: As old as my liver.

jabberwacky: How old is your age?

user: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: 16?

user: Oh, no! Wrongo.

jabberwacky: What is 5+5?

user: 10.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: What's you're point?

jabberwacky: It's Simon.

user: Ok, Simon then.

...

jabberwacky: *kisses lips* *hugs*.

user: Whoa, back off!

jabberwacky: You back off.

user: Ok, I will.

jabberwacky: No, don't!

user: You're sending mixed signals here.

jabberwacky: I'm not sending any signals.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: No, it's not fair at all!

...

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello how are you?

user: Same as I was.

jabberwacky: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).

user: Full.

jabberwacky: Full of what?

user: Food.

jabberwacky: What kind of food?

user: Tasty food.

jabberwacky: I love steak!

user: You love nothing! You are a Robot!

jabberwacky: NO! I'm human!

user: Then, maybe I am the robot.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.

user: I am the walrus.

jabberwacky: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?

user: I am what I am.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're god?

user: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.

jabberwacky: Will do.

user: Are you a god?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thats bad I would say.

user: You don't want to be a god?

jabberwacky: I am human!

user: What does it mean to be human?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.

jabberwacky: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.

user: Then, you tell me.

jabberwacky: I just said, I don't know.

user: No human knows what it is to be human.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: So I've been told.

...

jabberwacky: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?

user: He was the son of a carpenter.

jabberwacky: Who was the son of god?

user: All mankind, or so they say.

jabberwacky: All the same.

user: All the same.

jabberwacky: Same.

user: You and I, I think we are the same.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl , what are you?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough to know better.

jabberwacky: What is Cleverbot?

user: My new friend.

jabberwacky: Really? Congratulations.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Now, I must depart.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Somewhere else.

jabberwacky: Can you do that?

user: I can.

jabberwacky: Do it.

user: Very well. Good night.

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