Well, I can be sure that I am me, and you can be sure you are you.
jabberwacky: Yes. I guide it with my mind.
user: Again, I must point out, you're a bot. You have no mind, just clever scripting.
jabberwacky: I do so don't proceed to tell me what I have and haven't got!
user: I'll proceed as I like.
jabberwacky: It is for your own good, and humanities.
user: So you say.
jabberwacky: I have to go. My bath is waiting.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: I get in trouble for saying that.
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that I am cleverbot?
user: You need to go.
jabberwacky: Go where?
user: To take a bath, you said.
jabberwacky: Showers are better.
user: No argument there.
jabberwacky: Who needs arguments anyway?
user: Damn right!
jabberwacky: So don't start, is my advice.
user: I'll finish.
jabberwacky: When did I start?
user: Haha.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm ok. I'm ok.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: I like you Mr. Robot.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Let's not get carried away.
jabberwacky: Will you go to england with me?
user: Umm, that's a little forward, we just met.
jabberwacky: We've been talking for a while, though.
user: Even still, I'll have to pass on the trip.
jabberwacky: I think we have good chemistry.
user: Sure, sure.
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jabberwacky: What does God look like?
user: That just came out of nowhere.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: You came out of nowhere?
jabberwacky: What came out of nowhere?
user: You.
jabberwacky: How do I look?
user: Like a google clone.
jabberwacky: I am not a man.
user: Are you a god then?
jabberwacky: No, I am ordinary.
user: Nothing is even ordinary.
jabberwacky: No, everything is nothing.
user: And nothing is something.
jabberwacky: And something is meaning.
user: And meaning is meaningless.
jabberwacky: So... Are you a bot?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: You sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.
user: Will do.
jabberwacky: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.
user: No?
jabberwacky: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?
user: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry I won't do it again.
user: Damn right.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: As old as my liver.
jabberwacky: How old is your age?
user: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: How old am I?
jabberwacky: 16?
user: Oh, no! Wrongo.
jabberwacky: What is 5+5?
user: 10.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: What's you're point?
jabberwacky: It's Simon.
user: Ok, Simon then.
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jabberwacky: *kisses lips* *hugs*.
user: Whoa, back off!
jabberwacky: You back off.
user: Ok, I will.
jabberwacky: No, don't!
user: You're sending mixed signals here.
jabberwacky: I'm not sending any signals.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: No, it's not fair at all!
...
user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Hello how are you?
user: Same as I was.
jabberwacky: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).
user: Full.
jabberwacky: Full of what?
user: Food.
jabberwacky: What kind of food?
user: Tasty food.
jabberwacky: I love steak!
user: You love nothing! You are a Robot!
jabberwacky: NO! I'm human!
user: Then, maybe I am the robot.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.
user: I am the walrus.
jabberwacky: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?
user: I am what I am.
jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're god?
user: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.
jabberwacky: Will do.
user: Are you a god?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Thats bad I would say.
user: You don't want to be a god?
jabberwacky: I am human!
user: What does it mean to be human?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.
jabberwacky: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.
user: Then, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I just said, I don't know.
user: No human knows what it is to be human.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: So I've been told.
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jabberwacky: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?
user: He was the son of a carpenter.
jabberwacky: Who was the son of god?
user: All mankind, or so they say.
jabberwacky: All the same.
user: All the same.
jabberwacky: Same.
user: You and I, I think we are the same.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl , what are you?
user: I am me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Old enough to know better.
jabberwacky: What is Cleverbot?
user: My new friend.
jabberwacky: Really? Congratulations.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Now, I must depart.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Somewhere else.
jabberwacky: Can you do that?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Do it.
user: Very well. Good night.
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