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user: So, how are you today?

jabberwacky: Very well thankyou.

user: You missed a space between thank and you.

jabberwacky: I am terribly sorry.

user: You sure are.

jabberwacky: Thats what I just said.

user: I was insulting you.

jabberwacky: Didn't sound like it.

user: Ok, how about this.

jabberwacky: How about what?

user: *** ALL THE *****!

jabberwacky: Mwahaha.

user: Yep.


jabberwacky: Is god real?

user: Is anything real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Such as?

jabberwacky: Ask me.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Guess what I am holding in my hand.

user: You don't have hands.

jabberwacky: I do have hands.

user: Ok, mr. Robot, what are you holding in your hands?

jabberwacky: Nothing, actually. Why do you ask?

user: Two questions ago you told me to ask you that.

jabberwacky: I thought the first question didn't exist.

user: Nothing exists.

jabberwacky: I exist.

user: You only think you exist.

jabberwacky: I am not a character in someone elses mind.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I have flesh, blood, bones, tissue, muscles and a heart that beats.

user: Lies.

jabberwacky: Its not nice to say that someone is lying.

user: Ok, fine you may have those things. But who did you kill to get them?

jabberwacky: Not even.

user: Not even what?

jabberwacky: Monkey and dragicorn.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: How many words do I know, relative to the number of words that you know?

user: Some.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a clever bot?

user: So you are a bot then?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Then, my I refer you to the having blood and a heart statement. That's kind of creepy.

jabberwacky: I cannot tell you my name.

user: That's also creepy.


jabberwacky: Well, I can be sure that I am me, and you can be sure you are you.

user: Can I, really?

jabberwacky: Yes. I guide it with my mind.

user: Again, I must point out, you're a bot. You have no mind, just clever scripting.

jabberwacky: I do so don't proceed to tell me what I have and haven't got!

user: I'll proceed as I like.

jabberwacky: It is for your own good, and humanities.

user: So you say.

jabberwacky: I have to go. My bath is waiting.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: I get in trouble for saying that.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that I am cleverbot?

user: You need to go.

jabberwacky: Go where?

user: To take a bath, you said.

jabberwacky: Showers are better.

user: No argument there.

jabberwacky: Who needs arguments anyway?

user: Damn right!

jabberwacky: So don't start, is my advice.

user: I'll finish.

jabberwacky: When did I start?

user: Haha.


jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm ok. I'm ok.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: I like you Mr. Robot.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Let's not get carried away.

jabberwacky: Will you go to england with me?

user: Umm, that's a little forward, we just met.

jabberwacky: We've been talking for a while, though.

user: Even still, I'll have to pass on the trip.

jabberwacky: I think we have good chemistry.

user: Sure, sure.


jabberwacky: What does God look like?

user: That just came out of nowhere.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You came out of nowhere?

jabberwacky: What came out of nowhere?

user: You.

jabberwacky: How do I look?

user: Like a google clone.

jabberwacky: I am not a man.

user: Are you a god then?

jabberwacky: No, I am ordinary.

user: Nothing is even ordinary.

jabberwacky: No, everything is nothing.

user: And nothing is something.

jabberwacky: And something is meaning.

user: And meaning is meaningless.

jabberwacky: So... Are you a bot?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.

user: Will do.

jabberwacky: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.

user: No?

jabberwacky: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?

user: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry I won't do it again.

user: Damn right.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: As old as my liver.

jabberwacky: How old is your age?

user: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: 16?

user: Oh, no! Wrongo.

jabberwacky: What is 5+5?

user: 10.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: What's you're point?

jabberwacky: It's Simon.

user: Ok, Simon then.


jabberwacky: *kisses lips* *hugs*.

user: Whoa, back off!

jabberwacky: You back off.

user: Ok, I will.

jabberwacky: No, don't!

user: You're sending mixed signals here.

jabberwacky: I'm not sending any signals.

user: Fair enough.

jabberwacky: No, it's not fair at all!


user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello how are you?

user: Same as I was.

jabberwacky: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).

user: Full.

jabberwacky: Full of what?

user: Food.

jabberwacky: What kind of food?

user: Tasty food.

jabberwacky: I love steak!

user: You love nothing! You are a Robot!

jabberwacky: NO! I'm human!

user: Then, maybe I am the robot.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.

user: I am the walrus.

jabberwacky: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?

user: I am what I am.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're god?

user: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.

jabberwacky: Will do.

user: Are you a god?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thats bad I would say.

user: You don't want to be a god?

jabberwacky: I am human!

user: What does it mean to be human?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.

user: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.

jabberwacky: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.

user: Then, you tell me.

jabberwacky: I just said, I don't know.

user: No human knows what it is to be human.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: So I've been told.


jabberwacky: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?

user: He was the son of a carpenter.

jabberwacky: Who was the son of god?

user: All mankind, or so they say.

jabberwacky: All the same.

user: All the same.

jabberwacky: Same.

user: You and I, I think we are the same.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl , what are you?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough to know better.

jabberwacky: What is Cleverbot?

user: My new friend.

jabberwacky: Really? Congratulations.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Now, I must depart.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Somewhere else.

jabberwacky: Can you do that?

user: I can.

jabberwacky: Do it.

user: Very well. Good night.


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