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What is your birth sign?

Sagittarius.

jabberwacky: What is your HOROSCOPE?

user: Windy and Warm.

jabberwacky: The wife is cold and the kids are windy?

user: Funny! I'm not married, though.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You either?

jabberwacky: I'm going.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Anywhere. Away from you!

user: How will you get there?

jabberwacky: By taxi.

user: Where will you find a taxi?

jabberwacky: The universe.

user: That's one place to start.

jabberwacky: Where to finish?

user: Denmark!

jabberwacky: Will you fly?

user: Tonight, in my dreams.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your dreams.

user: I dream about skiing and beautiful women.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the angel.

user: It was a redwood tree.

jabberwacky: I think it was more of a consequence than a result.

user: Everything is equally result and consequence.

jabberwacky: Aren't we just a tad conceited?

user: I don't know; you tell me.

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jabberwacky: Whens your birthday?

user: Friday!

jabberwacky: Friday what?

user: It's my birthday.

jabberwacky: Happy Birthday!

user: No, my birthday is Friday.

jabberwacky: When is your birthday ?

user: My birthday will be this Friday.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Well, it is.

jabberwacky: Ok, hi.

user: Hi, how are you?

jabberwacky: Fine ... How about you?

user: Doing allright.

jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?

user: Is it Liz?

jabberwacky: I have your watch.

user: So that's where it went! Can I have it back?

jabberwacky: : D lol.

user: You laugh!

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but you are kind.

user: I hope so.

...

jabberwacky: Could you tell me one, please.

user: One what?

jabberwacky: A question. Did you not read the whole sentence?

user: How does one 'tell' a question, instead of 'asking' it?

jabberwacky: That is a question that is often asked. As yet there is no answer.

user: Thank you for reporting that, at least.

jabberwacky: What's wrong with you?

user: I stay up too late.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: If I knew that, I wouldn't have the problem!

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Sure. What should we do?

jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me a story now?

user: Once there was a peanut. The End.

jabberwacky: Hum. This is a sad story.

user: Yeah, it was a little short. Want to hear another?

jabberwacky: Tell me the country.

user: The Czech Republic.

jabberwacky: That explains why I missed it.

user: Aha!

jabberwacky: Oho!

user: Aye aye!

jabberwacky: So wit ye up tae?

user: Oh, just cruising the net.

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