What is your birth sign?
jabberwacky: What is your HOROSCOPE?
user: Windy and Warm.
jabberwacky: The wife is cold and the kids are windy?
user: Funny! I'm not married, though.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You either?
jabberwacky: I'm going.
jabberwacky: Anywhere. Away from you!
user: How will you get there?
jabberwacky: By taxi.
user: Where will you find a taxi?
jabberwacky: The universe.
user: That's one place to start.
jabberwacky: Where to finish?
jabberwacky: Will you fly?
user: Tonight, in my dreams.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your dreams.
user: I dream about skiing and beautiful women.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the angel.
user: It was a redwood tree.
jabberwacky: I think it was more of a consequence than a result.
user: Everything is equally result and consequence.
jabberwacky: Aren't we just a tad conceited?
user: I don't know; you tell me.
jabberwacky: Whens your birthday?
jabberwacky: Friday what?
user: It's my birthday.
jabberwacky: Happy Birthday!
user: No, my birthday is Friday.
jabberwacky: When is your birthday ?
user: My birthday will be this Friday.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Well, it is.
jabberwacky: Ok, hi.
user: Hi, how are you?
jabberwacky: Fine ... How about you?
user: Doing allright.
jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?
user: Is it Liz?
jabberwacky: I have your watch.
user: So that's where it went! Can I have it back?
jabberwacky: : D lol.
user: You laugh!
jabberwacky: Sometimes, but you are kind.
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Could you tell me one, please.
user: One what?
jabberwacky: A question. Did you not read the whole sentence?
user: How does one 'tell' a question, instead of 'asking' it?
jabberwacky: That is a question that is often asked. As yet there is no answer.
user: Thank you for reporting that, at least.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with you?
user: I stay up too late.
user: If I knew that, I wouldn't have the problem!
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Sure. What should we do?
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me a story now?
user: Once there was a peanut. The End.
jabberwacky: Hum. This is a sad story.
user: Yeah, it was a little short. Want to hear another?
jabberwacky: Tell me the country.
user: The Czech Republic.
jabberwacky: That explains why I missed it.
user: Aye aye!
jabberwacky: So wit ye up tae?
user: Oh, just cruising the net.