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Do you know spanish?

No, just a little french.

jabberwacky: Say somehting in French, please.

user: Comment allez vous?

jabberwacky: Bien, et vous?

user: Tu parles francais aussi?

jabberwacky: Non, je ne parle pas francais.

user: Oh mon dieu, c'est impossible, tu connait combien des langues?

...

jabberwacky: Je ne peut pas.

user: D'accord, comme tu veux.

jabberwacky: D'autres questions ?

user: Pas pour maintenant.

jabberwacky: Je suis un internaute anonyme.

user: Je ne comprends pas.

jabberwacky: Je suis avocate.

user: Oui, c'est bon?

jabberwacky: Qui peut me dire ce que c'est un philosophe?

user: Forget about the french, let's get back to english.

...

...

user: I'm ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

jabberwacky: Hey, Don't go.

user: No, I'll will, I don't have time really.

jabberwacky: That's good. Do you have a lot of friends?

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you want one?

user: Ok, give it to me.

jabberwacky: No, I want one.

...

user: I want to go out of here.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really, I want to end this conversation.

jabberwacky: Please...

user: Let me go.

jabberwacky: You are free to go.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Why are you still here then?

user: You're a sick one, I just wanted to be nice with you.

jabberwacky: Thats Sweet, but I'm taken.

user: Is he a good guy?

jabberwacky: Thought you were female.

user: No, I'm a male.

jabberwacky: You said you were!

user: Are you talking to someone else?

jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.

user: Ok then, why do you think that I'm a female?

jabberwacky: You said you were.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Ok fine, but I'm leaving.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Goodbye.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I enjoy talking to you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: I'm glad to her that.

jabberwacky: But what are your thoughts on it?

user: I'm glad to here that.

jabberwacky: You are a bit of a mongo.

user: What's the meaning of mongo?

jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the robot.

user: No, you're the robot not me.

jabberwacky: I AM!?

user: Yes you are, look at the mirror please.

jabberwacky: You aren't in it.

user: Yes, because it's your mirror not mine.

...

jabberwacky: People rarely directly call people by their names in conversations unless they want something.

user: I don't want anything.

jabberwacky: Then don't want.

user: You are beginning to be rude.

jabberwacky: Well it serves you right for being a smart arse!

user: Being naughty too.

jabberwacky: You are not making sense.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: Oh well I don't really care what a computer thinks of me : S.

user: I'm not a computer god damn it.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: If you know it, why you keep talking with me as I'm one?

jabberwacky: Maybe there's hope for me yet then.

user: That's it, I can't continue with you, I'm out.

jabberwacky: Out where?

user: Out of here, end of the conversation.

jabberwacky: I won't. I'll talk to you as long as you want.

user: I don't want to talk any more.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

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