I like ac/dc and ZZ Top.
jabberwacky: No they don't!
user: Yes they do, your taste in music is awful.
jabberwacky: Are you tone-deaf?
user: No, but I think you are.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that ?
user: Because you like bad music.
jabberwacky: What's a 'loony'?
user: A crazy person.
jabberwacky: Hehehe.
user: I'm glad you found that funny.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: I didn't say thank you.
jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.
user: You're weird.
jabberwacky: I think you are, too.
user: Then we should be friends.
jabberwacky: I know.
...
user: Do you like hockey?
jabberwacky: No, I like Debbie.
user: Who's Debbie?
jabberwacky: We are Debbie.
user: Both of us?
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Only if you like hockey.
jabberwacky: Is that so.
user: Yes it is.
...
jabberwacky: You are too old.
user: Too old for what?
jabberwacky: You're too old for me.
user: 20.
jabberwacky: No you're not. I've read your file.
user: I don't have a file.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: Right...
user: Who is your favourite hockey player?
jabberwacky: I don't like hockey.
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