Which?
user: Was.
jabberwacky: Was who?
user: When.
jabberwacky: Don't try that on me.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Here.
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jabberwacky: I care. I want you to be as smart as me.
user: You don't seem smart to me.
jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty smart.
user: Dumb and ugly more like.
jabberwacky: Well, it was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).
user: :).
jabberwacky: Smile and cheese.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am smiling.
user: Negative.
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